What real life thing have you done that turned you red from head to foot, that you still think off occasionally and wonder how the fuck you were so stupid?
I was at a friends flat, a few of us were there (10 or so) having a drink. Her sitting room had a door leading to a corridor at the end of which was the bathroom, I'd had a few drinks and was dying for a pee, so up I got opened the door onto the corridor and as I was absolutely bursting to save time the minute I got into the corridor I hitched my skirt up and starting pulling down my knickers so that as soon as I got into the bathroom I could slam myself down on the toilet and take my much needed piss.
I got back to the room to see everyone in various stages of smirking or sniggering, the stupid door had one of those little devices to allow it to close slowly and everyone had seen my arse
I was at a friends flat, a few of us were there (10 or so) having a drink. Her sitting room had a door leading to a corridor at the end of which was the bathroom, I'd had a few drinks and was dying for a pee, so up I got opened the door onto the corridor and as I was absolutely bursting to save time the minute I got into the corridor I hitched my skirt up and starting pulling down my knickers so that as soon as I got into the bathroom I could slam myself down on the toilet and take my much needed piss.
I got back to the room to see everyone in various stages of smirking or sniggering, the stupid door had one of those little devices to allow it to close slowly and everyone had seen my arse