Your stage name for porn

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    Make your own stage name for porn. Use the name of a pet and the street you grew up on (or just list your favorite).

    Mine would be Oliver Bryant.
     
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    I've already had one:tongue:


    I'd choose Ruby Lips if i was picking my own name...though i use that name for burlesque.
     
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    Wink Dale - I know kinda ehhhh lol :)
     
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    So, don't keep us in suspense, what was your old one?
     
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    Not telling as i don't do it anymore and hated seeing it:eek:
     
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    Unfortunately my real name (first and last) was used by a very popular French porn star from the 80's. So when I introduce myself to guys of a certain age group, I KNOW who was a fan of this chick; always makes for interesting intros in a professional business environment.
     
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    Sorry, didn't mean to upset you.
     
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    Awww,i'm not upset sweetie.I just hated seeing myself on screen :eek:
     
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    Cockzilla, before that it was Love.
     
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    i'd love to see you in person btw...:wink:
     
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    btw i'd choose Robocock
     
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    I'd go with Max Johnson as my porn name.
     
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    <--- already got one...but based on the op's directions....I'd be...


    Tater La Rue or
    Corn Flake Belvedere :irked:
     
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    Arnold Redwood

    or

    Vinton Hutch
     
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    I like Tater La Rue best ;)
     
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    I keep it real, hence my name.
     
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