Unless you can come up with a good enough answer or reason as to why the other guy's dick would be out in the first place then the only other conclusion is you must be trolling to annoy people with your non-sensical questions and futile attempts to prove every straight guy is a closet case. But you already knew that.
As a side note, judging by your like count, one can also conclude at least 31 others are as deluded as you are. Please just go away and play a game in the Funny Stuff section or something as you've really worn out your welcome here.
As an addition side note, I personally only leak unleaded regular, thank you very much.