Your "things" name

[B_Lightkeeper]

Guys, what name do you use: Cock, prick, dick, "joystick", penis or what?

 

[D_Seymour_Dix]

I call it "My Cock"; "dick" sounds to childish lol,

 

[CALAMBO]

at my house, HERB, is the word...

 

[pervasiveone]

Calvin

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

I use them all -- cock, dick, prick, weiner, schlong, etc. Whatever sounds naughtiest at the time depending on the context. (And maybe some alliteration.)

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

Calvin

That's cute. I'd like to hold him sometime.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

Calvin

Oh, we're talking it's "personal" name?? I (and all my sub boys) call it.....

HE WHO MUST
BE OBEYED​

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

Gee, I didn't mean to be a thread-killer. C'mon guys.......

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Sam

 

[jojolongdong]

"Dick" always. I never associate it with the shortening of Richard or the slang for fool.
...... " It's how you say it, whatever you call it."

 

[8060]

I call my penis Phat Bastard. I didn't give him that name. It was assigned by a very good friend and kind of grew on me, so I kept it.

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

I have many names: Lucifer, Satan, George Bush...

Oh? My cock? My cock has answered to the name(s):

Max
Barbie
Mini Me
George

In non-bedroom usage, I call it a dick. People say dick sounds small and cock sounds more "manly" but cock is also American and I try to avoid Americanisms since I am not American.

 

[crescendo69]

Weapon of mass destruction

 

[B_Nick4444]

I don't have any name for it, but

every once in a while I'll use the word "dingus" instead of "whatchmacallit"

people around me usually take that to mean I'm referring to that thing

 

[B_RoysToy]

"Herman", because my ex always thought it was her man. Huh, little did she know.

 

[SyddyKitty]

My cock hasn't been gifted with a proper name. :c I'm a neglectful owner?!

 

[B_pinoyurge]

in our country it's called:

TITI, PUTUTOY, NOTA

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

I'm dutch so I say 'lul', but here I say most of the time dick...

 

[OKFarmer]

My wife almost always says penis. Rarely she says dick or cock. Probably her strict upbringing.

 

[flame boy]

"Princess Happiness"