Your Top 10

[T_Lurch]

it was their contest winner for the year and it was available for maybe two years and then they just up and stopped. you'd think the contest winners would...you know...go into the rotation if not full-time

You would think it's a no-brainer....

 

[deleted848353]

10 fave Disney characters

1. Stitch
2. Meeko
3. Flit
4. Lady
5. Dumbo
6. Bambi
7. Jiminy cricket
8. Tramp
9. Ariel
10. Lilo

 

[DaynaTheHawk]

Top 10 silly/unique names for cock or pussy

Vagina:
-penis garage
-vulvarine
-french fry dip
-cock sock
-her asshole neighbor



Cock:
-lady godiva's horse (because a woman is naked and riding it)
-The Kraken (it rises and makes everything wet)
-Just-in-beaver
-Count Schlongula
-vagina miner

 

[deleted5791141]

Top 10 male voices that sound like whiskey come to life and can make me drip like honey:

1. James Earls Jones
2. Clancy Brown
3. Jon Hamm
4. Michael Clarke Duncan
5. Sam Elliott
6. Leonard Cohen
7. Ewan McGregor
8. Pedro Pascal
9. Jeff Goldblum
10. Idris Elba

note - looks have nothing to do with this list (although most here do have that Zaddy vibe). It’s all about the tenor & timbre of their voice and these gents have a way of taking me deep into naughty territory.

 

[DaynaTheHawk]

Top 10 male voices that sound like whiskey come to life and can make me drip like honey:

1. James Earls Jones
2. Clancy Brown
3. Jon Hamm
4. Michael Clarke Duncan
5. Sam Elliott
6. Leonard Cohen
7. Ewan McGregor
8. Pedro Pascal
9. Jeff Goldblum
10. Idris Elba

note - looks have nothing to do with this list (although most here do have that Zaddy vibe). It’s all about the tenor & timbre of their voice and these gents have a way of taking me deep into naughty territory.

@JadedViolet
Most excellent list, I can attest that all of these men have distinctive and sexy voices.

not sure if you noticed that three are primary Star Wars characters. Got a fetish?

 

[DaynaTheHawk]

Top 10 (11) coolest villains

By coolest I mean they either need to act cool, or look cool, or both. So Newman from Seinfeld, or Norman Bates for example, dont work for me.

1. Darth Vader
2. The Terminator
3. Hannibal Lecter - Silence of the Lambs
4. Al Swearengen - Deadwood
5. Gus Fring - Breaking Bad
6. The Joker - Heath Ledger only
7. Hans Landa - Inglorious Basterds
8. Loki - Marvel universe movies
9. Agent Smith - The Matrix
10. Hans Gruber - Die Hard
11. Anton Chigurh - No Country for Old Men

1 and 2 are set in stone. The rest are up for debate in terms of order, or even shuffle in/out one or two

Others considered: The Governor (Walking Dead), Vern Schillinger (Oz), Wilson Fisk (Daredevil), Trinity Killer (Dexter), Roy Batty (Blade Runner)

 

[DaynaTheHawk]

well, guess this thread died or never caught on

 

[DaynaTheHawk]

 

[T_Lurch]

Don't despair. I've got a counterpart to your top ten for naughty bits:

1. Shillelagh
2. Custard sneezer
3. Knobgoblin
4. Yogurt slinger
5. Purple helmed soldier
6. Mahogany
7. Heat seeking moisture missile
8. Gristle whistle
9. Bone flute
10. Veiny hotdog

 

[deleted9718551]

Top 10 movies

1. Train to Busan
2. Leon the Professional
3. The Martian
4. The Man from Nowhere
5. I saw the devil
6. The Bourne Identity series
7. 1917
8. The Hunted
9. Snatch
10. Shaun of the Dead

 

[deleted9718551]

Top 10 pornstars

1. Remy Lacroix
2. Jada Fire
3. Vanessa Blue
4. Asa Akira
5. London Keyes
6. Carmen Hayes
7. Arabelle Raphael
8. Sarah Vandella
9. Lisa Ann
10. Madison Ivy

 

[deleted9718551]

Top 10 cheeses

1. Mozzarella
2. Parmesan
3. Swiss
4. Gouda
5. Brie
6. Ricotta
7. Feta
8. Cheddar
9. Queso de Hoja (type of Dominican cheese)
10. Provolone

 

[deleted9718551]

Top 10 books

1. Gulag Archipelago
2. The things they carried
3. 1984
4. The Giver
5. Of mice and men
6. Lolita
7. The three body problem
8. The book of five rings
9. Lord of the Rings
10. Harry Potter

 

[deleted5791141]

Top 10 historical euphemisms for kissing

1. Gum sucking (1873)
2. Mugging (1922)
3. Flinging woo (1938)
4. Flesh pressing (1999)
5. Necking (1924)
6. Sling a slobber (1928)
7. Noodling (1788)
8. Pitching honey (1938)
9. Swapping spit (1924)
10. Tipping the velvet (1698)

 

[deleted9718551]

Top 10 snacks

1. Rice cakes
2. Peanut butter crackers
3. Doritos Cool Ranch
4. Lays Sour Cream & Onion
5. Combos
6. Slim Jim
7. Pretzels
8. Popcorn
9. Ice cream
10. Yogurt

 

[Thonglovingmate]

Plenty of great songs to fuck to...think harder!

Top 10 QBs...not in order

Peyton Manning
Joe Montana
John Elway
Aaron Rodgers
Tom Brady
Dan Marino
Johnny Unitas
Drew Brees
Roger Staubach

...and reserving this spot to edit later cuz I cant think and gotta run

Drew Brees
Drew Brees
Drew Brees
Drew Brees
Drew Brees
Drew Brees
Drew Brees
Drew Brees
Drew Brees
Drew Brees
WHODAT!!

 

[deleted9718551]

Top 10 Hentai Artists

1. Bosshi
2. Thomas
3. Royal Koyanagi
4. Distance
5. Fue
6. Kisaragi Gunma
7. Yamatogawa
8. Marui Maru
9. Shinji Nora
10. Chiba Toshirou

 

[T_Lurch]

Top ten terms for vagina:

1. Bearded clam
2. Funhole
3. Devil's doorbell
4. Hairy axe-wound
5. The eye that weeps most when best pleased
6. Ham wallet
7. Penis flytrap
8. Slot pocket
9. DNA dumpster
10. Chia hole

 

[deleted5791141]

Top 10 turn-ons:

1. neck kisses
2. Full lips that look like they’re made for sucking on
3. Intelligent debating
4. Strong hands with calluses (shows me they usually lift weights)
5. Putting their hand on the small of my back and “guiding” me
6. Brushing my thigh on the sly
7. A great sense of humor
8. Dressing up (men or women)
9. Whispering really inappropriate things in my ear somewhere where I can’t do anything about it.
   
10. Running your hands through my hair in public.

there are quite a few more but that’ll do for now.

 

[DaynaTheHawk]

Top 10 apps I use on my phone (not in order):

1. Fitbit
2. Textra
3. Google chrome
4. theScore
5. Guardian News
6. Instagram
7. Spotify
8. Reminder
9. BlockuDoku
10. Trello