Your Typical Answer When Asked About Your Size?

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Hey guys,

Hope all of you are doing pretty good.

My question is: How do you typically answer to questions about your size? (Excludes sending pics or dropping your pants)

Basically, in texts, conversations or whatever (bars, Tinder, etc.) how do you answer to people asking about your size?

You could go with the humble brag, comparison to something commonly used all, or do you straight up drop a number.

Mine have included:
"It's respectable"
"I'm kinda like a big deal" (inspired by The Clipse song of the same name)
"Nothing not to like"

Let's hear yours, cheers guys!
 

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I actually haven't been asked in years. I prefer it that way. That's partially because I've been celibate for a while. But even before that it hadn't been coming up. I prefer connecting with guys who don't prioritize that consideration, is probably why.
 

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Depends on context and who's asking.

My answers have included:

It's none of your business
You're never going to find out
There's only one way you'll find out
That depends on you
Your mother/sister knows
Who sent you?
Tell Madonna no means no!
It's three feet long and made of cold blue steel
How deep is your vagina/ass/throat?
What size do you take?
Hypothetically speaking?
Take the largest number you can think of and double it
It's like a thick Polish sausage that barely fits on your plate
Add a foot to whatever you've heard
It's big
 

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I usually get asked in Grindr, but that is mainly because I already mention my size in my description. So I just answer confirming my size is real, and that I'm not joking with that. Which is usually followed by them still thinking that its a joke, so I just send them a pic.
 

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“Take the largest number you can think of and double it”

I like this one. Just might have to steal it.

Depends on context and who's asking.

My answers have included:

It's none of your business
You're never going to find out
There's only one way you'll find out
That depends on you
Your mother/sister knows
Who sent you?
Tell Madonna no means no!
It's three feet long and made of cold blue steel
How deep is your vagina/ass/throat?
What size do you take?
Hypothetically speaking?
Take the largest number you can think of and double it
It's like a thick Polish sausage that barely fits on your plate
Add a foot to whatever you've heard
It's big
 

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I only really got asked about it once in person. It was the end of term 1 in my first year at uni and I was chatting and drinking with some of my friends in the kitchen. It was past midnight when the only ones left were myself, a petite Spanish girl and a male colleague of mine whom I met from day one and became good friends with. I don’t remember what exactly we had been chatting about but the discussion ended up touching upon the subject of penile size. The girl, Maria, jokingly asked us if we were happy with our size, as most guys seem to stress too much over it. My friend, who was significantly more drunk than I was said no one ever complained, but suggested that we both show Maria what we have and she would be the judge.

I initially felt embarrassed about it and laughed it off, but Maria put on a very serious face and told us she would very much like that. My friend looked at me, and made a comment about me being a prude or something. Must have been the alcohol or the way I had exchanged some glances with Maria that night, but I felt myself getting a hard-on. Confident in at least not having to show a full softie, I got up, closed the kitchen door and told them that I accept the challenge. Maria started biting her lip and giving us some very sexy looks as we began undoing our belts. By that time I imagine the excitement got us both rock hard as both cocks snapped up as soon as we pulled our pants down, to Maria’s astonishment.

I’m around 7” long, so not massive but a tad over average and while it’s impossible to judge sizes that quickly or from a distance when inebriated, I would say that my friend’s cock was broadly similar in size and shape. Nevertheless, Maria seemed impressed and let out a “oh fuck, not complaining at all” or something.

The whole scene lasted for maybe 5 seconds before we both pulled our pants up to avoid being caught up in what seemed like the beginning of a porno should anyone have walked in on us. We continued chatting for a tad longer and then called it a night.

I never brought the scene up with anyone and my friend and I just silently agreed to forget about it between the two of us. I had my fun with cocks before, but he was the more conservative type and clearly not interested in anything else between us.

Interestingly though, a few weeks after the fact Maria and I started a short term fling that resulted in some very enjoyable sex (and good memories). I have no idea whether that night made any difference - I like to think it wasn’t a 5 second glimpse at the hard cock of an inebriated fresher that got her in bed with me.

Edit: conscious “dropping your pants” was excluded per OP’s request. My initial answer was that I am above average and happy with it, but what ensued was the result of being challenged to have something to show for it.
 

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The only time I was asked directly was at the beach one summer during college. Me and a buddy were walking the beach at night and came across two chicks.

we stopped to chat. They asked if we had done anything crazy over the weekend and my friend told them I ran into the water the night before baked and skinny dipped. (Which was true. Me and mother drunk friend had done it)

mine of the girls said: “oh yeah? You hung?”

I was taken aback for a moment. But after a heartbeat I replied off the top of my head: “I get the job done”

Mae chit chatted a little more and then they walked on and so did we.

wonder if I had said yes and could have backed it up if I would have gotten laid. Haha