Your ultimate sexual fantasy that will probably never happen

[petite]

sex with alex rodriguez.

i gotta say, after noticing it mentioned several times in this thread, that i've never gotten the siblings/twins thing. i know it's strictly fantasy for many...that's cool, i can totally get on board with the concept of fantasy which is strictly kept fantasy and never acted upon. i have one or two of those myself. however maybe because i have a sister who looks like my twin and we get the regular suggestive comments from guys (instant girlie boner killer), i can't see the sib/twin fantasy as anything other than totally not sexy. i mean i love my sister but i don't love my sister.

i can't even imagine it being hot if a-rod had a twin.

Yeah, the hotness for me doesn't have anything to do with the fact that twins are siblings. I guess "clones" would be a better description of the fun I envision.

The idea never occurred to me until I saw the episode of Buffy where Xander gets split into two people and before Willow combines his two halves into one person again, Anya wants to take both of them home for what she implied would be some kinky fun. I guess I must have had a naughty smile on my face when I was looking at TheBF because TheBF read my mind. He said, "You're imagining that there's two of me right now, aren't you? You're imaging a threesome with two of me right now!"

Yup, I was. :biggrin1:

You won't be pregnant forever. Then it's back to those dicks bigger than your waist. :tongue:

Given how many problems I've had with TheBF's big dick, is it any surprise that in my fantasies no penis is too big for me? It's a fantasy so transparent, it's as clear as glass.

Wow, he's into exactly what I'm into. If you've seen WhipIt then you know that Ellen Page has a very tight ass. I mean that's why I'm so into wanting to do that double vag with her. I can't even begin to describe how much I would love to do that with her.

Oh, that's who Ellen Page is! Yeah, she's a petite person, too, isn't she?

I guess your "boy next door" is a dreamboat.

I think he is, and that's all that matters. :smile:

She'd be right up TheBF's alley.

Sounds like it.

You did good for the world. Can always use more Joss fans. Firefly was where I first fell for Summer. And in keeping with that then how's bout a fourway that includes Me, Summer, Jewel Staite and Morena Baccarin? Yeah....I think I could enjoy that. :biggrin1:

You and 794,973 other Firefly fans! I love Firefly myself. It was wonderful and I was very upset that it was canceled.

You have no idea how hard he resisted liking Joss' work. I think he had some preconceived notions that made him try not to like it, but eventually he couldn't deny that he loved it, too. Now I think he's almost as big of a fan as I am.

Apart from having sex with James Marsters, it's entirely possible that any of my fantasies may actually happen. I just have to get lucky enough to meet the right patner/s.

Good golly, he's a hottie!

No fun, though. You gotta share at least one fantasy. :smile:

 

[Daisy]

Anything in particular that you want the guys doing?


!

Just typical bi curious stuff. The more gay porn I watch though the more I'm becoming tolerant of the idea of anal sex as well as oral. So pretty much anything and everything.

 

[B_Nicodemous]

Before I start in on the fantasy a few things:

Yeah, I'm included in the tentacle sex orgy! Thanks. I call dibs on subgrrl and empathizer before they get too enthralled with tentacle love.

Is that one of your fantasies? I need to know cuz that effects my fanatsy. I'll go out on a limb and say it is...lol...are the tentacles emerging from you? hmmmmm...that has possibillities...

Yeah, the hotness for me doesn't have anything to do with the fact that twins are siblings. I guess "clones" would be a better description of the fun I envision.

The idea never occurred to me until I saw the episode of Buffy where Xander gets split into two people and before Willow combines his two halves into one person again, Anya wants to take both of them home for what she implied would be some kinky fun. I guess I must have had a naughty smile on my face when I was looking at TheBF because TheBF read my mind. He said, "You're imagining that there's two of me right now, aren't you? You're imaging a threesome with two of me right now!"

Yup, I was. :biggrin1:

I so loved that episode! Anya was my favorite character and it killed me when she died 2 seasons later.:frown1: I would love it if my Guy was cloned a la Xander....God! I'd have fun!

Anya had not only some of the best lines, but Emma Caulfield delivered them so perfectly that I found myself tuning into see what Anya would say!

Are you following the canonical Season 8 Comics/Graphic Novels?

Given how many problems I've had with TheBF's big dick, is it any surprise that in my fantasies no penis is too big for me? It's a fantasy so transparent, it's as clear as glass.

Sweetie, I'd think they are clearer than glass! lol Oh, and I had the same idea of the magical pussy (well in my case magic ass) but you just had to go and post before me:wink:...though the thought of an anime version of you and The BF is HOT...so you are forgiven:wink::tongue:

You have no idea how hard he resisted liking Joss' work. I think he had some preconceived notions that made him try not to like it, but eventually he couldn't deny that he loved it, too. Now I think he's almost as big of a fan as I am.

I have drug all of my friends and family kicking and screaming into the Whedonverse. I am still working on my Guy *sigh* :frown1: Eventually he will convert...:wink::tongue:

 

[B_Nicodemous]

I will post the now fully fleshed out fantasy tomorrow. I have the day off so i plan on catching up on some much needed sleep! :sleepy:

 

[basincreek]

Oh, that's who Ellen Page is! Yeah, she's a petite person, too, isn't she?

Very petite. And love tiny compact bodies. They just drive me bonkers with desire.

You and 794,973 other Firefly fans! I love Firefly myself. It was wonderful and I was very upset that it was canceled.

I was living by myself with no TV at the time it was on so I didn't get to see it while it was on the air. I was very pissed it was off before I got a chance to take it in. Naturally I got the DVD.

You have no idea how hard he resisted liking Joss' work. I think he had some preconceived notions that made him try not to like it, but eventually he couldn't deny that he loved it, too. Now I think he's almost as big of a fan as I am.

Good.

Is that one of your fantasies? I need to know cuz that effects my fanatsy. I'll go out on a limb and say it is...lol...are the tentacles emerging from you? hmmmmm...that has possibillities...

Sure...just go with that.

 

[bigjuan1563]

My absolute top fantasy would be fucking a MILF 35-45 "Asian".
I know am young but I think I could show her a thing or two!!!

 

[B_subgirrl]

My other fantsasy involves the memebrs of
psg, but that will take too long to type, and I want to do justice to the vision in my head. Suffice it to say It leaves the realm of the possible fairly far behind, involves magic room, psychic powers, possesion, healing powers and a trippy audio/viual hallucinatory effect as narrated by empathizers emotions while she`s having sex, as well as hentai style tentacle sex (witha twist), and a bukkake scene or three. =) All my favorite LPSG memebers are there including (but not limited to) Mr and mrs RawDog, subgrrl, empathizer, basincreek, Bbucko, Lex, jetid, surferboy, helgaleena, alter ego, country guy, and others who i miss remeber at the mo cuz I am exhusted. Right now my bigesst fantasy is getting 16hrs of sleep in a 4 1/2 hr span! lol

I'm honoured to be included :smile:. I'm loving the idea of the emp narration. And I wanna be involved in a bukkake scene, please! (one of my fantasies, although not an impossible one).

Yeah, I'm included in the tentacle sex orgy! Thanks. I call dibs on subgrrl and empathizer before they get too enthralled with tentacle love.

I'm flattered :smile:. I'm sure I could spare some time for you before the tentacles decide to make themselves felt :tongue:

Yeah, the hotness for me doesn't have anything to do with the fact that twins are siblings. I guess "clones" would be a better description of the fun I envision.

The idea never occurred to me until I saw the episode of Buffy where Xander gets split into two people and before Willow combines his two halves into one person again, Anya wants to take both of them home for what she implied would be some kinky fun. I guess I must have had a naughty smile on my face when I was looking at TheBF because TheBF read my mind. He said, "You're imagining that there's two of me right now, aren't you? You're imaging a threesome with two of me right now!"

Yup, I was. :biggrin1:

I'm with Enid on the twin thing (and have had similar approaches thanks to having a look-a-like non-twin sister, plus someone once tried to pick up me and my MUM together ).

But the clone thing I DO like! The two Xanders episode was brilliant! And it had me thinking exactly the same thing as you (although not with TheBF, obviously :biggrin1. Bloody Anya - putting impossible ideas in my head!

Good golly, he's a hottie!

Mmmm . . . the episode where he and Buffy have sex for the first time sends me straight off to fantasy land.

No fun, though. You gotta share at least one fantasy. :smile:

Okay . . .

I like the idea of my FB (who is my Master and has me collared by the time my fantasy takes place) sharing me around to show how good His slave is.

Unlikely, considering the fact that he is happily married, but still not impossible. And if it doesn't happen with him, it still might with someone else.

I so loved that episode! Anya was my favorite character and it killed me when she died 2 seasons later.:frown1:

She wasn't my favourite (Spike wins that for me), but she used to make me laugh every episode without fail. Her straight-forwardness reminds me of me when I was younger.

I have drug all of my friends and family kicking and screaming into the Whedonverse. I am still working on my Guy *sigh* :frown1: Eventually he will convert...:wink::tongue:

They all convert eventually :biggrin1:

 

[petite]

I so loved that episode! Anya was my favorite character and it killed me when she died 2 seasons later.:frown1: I would love it if my Guy was cloned a la Xander....God! I'd have fun!

Anya had not only some of the best lines, but Emma Caulfield delivered them so perfectly that I found myself tuning into see what Anya would say!

Joss' characters and his character development are the biggest reason why I'm such a fan. Anya was a great one!

I was afraid that no one else would know what I was talking about. I'm glad that there are a lot of other Joss fans here. I'm not alone. :smile:

Are you following the canonical Season 8 Comics/Graphic Novels?

No, I'm not! Are you? Should I be?

Sweetie, I'd think they are clearer than glass! lol Oh, and I had the same idea of the magical pussy (well in my case magic ass) but you just had to go and post before me:wink:...though the thought of an anime version of you and The BF is HOT...so you are forgiven:wink::tongue:

LOL! I'm sorry I stole your thunder. :redface:

This is how I imagine TheBF as an anime character. I have no idea who I am. When TheBF wakes up, I'll ask him what he thinks.

I have drug all of my friends and family kicking and screaming into the Whedonverse. I am still working on my Guy *sigh* :frown1: Eventually he will convert...:wink::tongue:

He WILL convert! Eventually he'll recognize Joss' genius. :biggrin1:

I will post the now fully fleshed out fantasy tomorrow. I have the day off so i plan on catching up on some much needed sleep! :sleepy:

I look forward to it. I love your fantasies! This has been one of my favorite threads from the past few days. It's so much fun!

Very petite. And love tiny compact bodies. They just drive me bonkers with desire.

And Ellen Page is so cool! I adore her! It sounds like you and TheBF are attracted to the same type of woman.

I was living by myself with no TV at the time it was on so I didn't get to see it while it was on the air. I was very pissed it was off before I got a chance to take it in. Naturally I got the DVD.

It's one of my all time favorite TV shows. I love it, but I got to see it in order. Too many people saw the movie first, then the shows, which would have ruined the suspense for me. Now when I watch it, I remember the suspense I felt the first time around, so I still get to experience it.

But the clone thing I DO like! The two Xanders episode was brilliant! And it had me thinking exactly the same thing as you (although not with TheBF, obviously :biggrin1. Bloody Anya - putting impossible ideas in my head!

Yeah, the only thing better than one personal sex god, is TWO at the same time! :biggrin1:

Mmmm . . . the episode where he and Buffy have sex for the first time sends me straight off to fantasy land.

I admit to watching that scene over and over and over and over and over... :redface:

Okay . . .

I like the idea of my FB (who is my Master and has me collared by the time my fantasy takes place) sharing me around to show how good His slave is.

Unlikely, considering the fact that he is happily married, but still not impossible. And if it doesn't happen with him, it still might with someone else.

Good one! I suppose that he shows how good you are by making you perform? Or demonstrate your obedience and loyalty? How do you prove your goodness? :biggrin1:

 

[Endued]

Having sex for hours and hours under the sun on a tropical island. Ideally with Scarlet Johansson.

 

[Empathizer]

I have to say, when it comes to Whedon men, I am a Giles/Mal/Angel (Maybe even Angelus) girl.

Spike I could be friends with, but I need someone large to make me feel little. And jawlines are a weird little hangup of mine. I think it's because I used to be infatuated with Dick Tracy.

 

[petite]

I have to say, when it comes to Whedon men, I am a Giles/Mal/Angel (Maybe even Angelus) girl.

Spike I could be friends with, but I need someone large to make me feel little. And jawlines are a weird little hangup of mine. I think it's because I used to be infatuated with Dick Tracy.

For me, Giles always sounded sexy but he was just too stuffy for me. I like a guy who has a silly side as well as a hot sexy one because I have my own silly side of my personality, and Mal, Angel, and Spike all had that as a part of their personalities.

 

[joaocam]

I'd like to have a hot, possibly hairy man, with a nice bulge, that I could lick up one side and down the other. And often.

 

[Pendlum]

It isn't ultimate in the sense that it is wild with elves and succubi and a metal soundtrack etc. It's the ultimate because it is my favorite set of fantasies and the ones that go through my mind the most.

It's to be with a specific person who lives on the other side of the country.

 

[B_subgirrl]

I have to say, when it comes to Whedon men, I am a Giles/Mal/Angel (Maybe even Angelus) girl.

Spike I could be friends with, but I need someone large to make me feel little. And jawlines are a weird little hangup of mine. I think it's because I used to be infatuated with Dick Tracy.

Giles definitely has some sexy moments (Band Candy anyone :biggrin1, but mostly he's a father figure in my mind.

Mal, I'm not sure about. I haven't seen Firefly yet, although it's on the to do list.

Angel is about as unsexy as it gets. He's too full of self pity and sadness. Although Angelus had something going for him. Shame we didn't get to see more of Angelus.

 

[Empathizer]

The point of Angel, I always thought, was that he was symbolic of a hot guy who used to be an asshole and was now trying to mend his ways, but was being too hard on himself, was being totally celibate.

I always wanted to cheer him up.

As for father-figure Giles, if you'd ever seen Mr. Head in the British series Jonathan Creek, you might not have the same opinion of Giles. ~

 

[B_subgirrl]

The point of Angel, I always thought, was that he was symbolic of a hot guy who used to be an asshole and was now trying to mend his ways, but was being too hard on himself, was being totally celibate.

I always wanted to cheer him up.

Cheer him up, hey? :tongue: I saw all the rest of it, but never got the urge to cheer him up. I thought he was sexy in Bones though.

As for father-figure Giles, if you'd ever seen Mr. Head in the British series Jonathan Creek, you might not have the same opinion of Giles. ~

I haven't seen it! I'll certainly be keeping an eye out for it now though.

 

[B_subgirrl]

I was afraid that no one else would know what I was talking about. I'm glad that there are a lot of other Joss fans here. I'm not alone. :smile:

Most certainly not alone. I could talk Buffy all day.

I admit to watching that scene over and over and over and over and over... :redface:

That scene is subgirrl porn :biggrin1:

Good one! I suppose that he shows how good you are by making you perform?

Yes . . .

Or demonstrate your obedience and loyalty?

And yes . . .

How do you prove your goodness? :biggrin1:

And now she wants details?!? Gosh, I'll share any of my experiences (provided I can remember them :tongue but I turn into a blushing little girl when asked to share fantasies. Although I guess the easy answer is 'by doing anything he orders me to do . . .'

 

[sandiasky9]

That will never happen yet I think of it often?
A couple approaches me and my little girlfriend. Of the couple, he is a brute of a man with a cock that is mammoth. She is full-figured with a high sex drive and very bi.
She wants to be with me since as she tells me in conversation that sometimes she likes to get just jack hammered and a bigger than average but not quite large cock is perfect for that (again, her beau is next level large plus next level HUGE) and she has a hankering for my little Kim too.
Like me he is kind of bi... what does that mean? Well, appreciates the male body when it is in shape and accepts and does some sensual stuff during the romp.
My girl, a very sensual lover with a capacity to be sexual at times just gets ravished as do I. Neither my girlfriend nor myself in spite of fact that we each run over fifty miles a week can satisfy them.
After an hour of pure sexual bliss for all four of us my girlfriend and I start to tire and yet the other couple are yet to be satisfied completely. They never reach this phase and so my girl and myself find the energy to keep going for another hour hoping to please the other couple before we just have to say "can we pick up where we need to leave off now next weekend?", and they gladly accept the closure and invitation.

 

[B_Nicodemous]

Bumping the thread.

I will write all of fantasy later. I had an intense rendezvous with my guy today, and I need to recover! Lol here’s a bit of it:

My guy and I win a trip to a 5 star resort on some tropical island. We run into some interesting people, and make some small talk. These people seem really familiar, and then I see a few that I visually recognize; a few people from LSPG! I try to keep my excitement in check as we retire to our room. The food we have ingested is making me feel a little funky so I lay down and my guy strips me slowly and begins a full body massage. I am getting light headed and slowly realize that I am feeling exactly what my bf is feeling. I am in his mind, and experiencing every physical sensation. Curious to see how far this goes I relax and let my mind expand outward, slipping through the walls, where I make contact with the other occupants. I smile as I register the identities of the first room: Mr. and Mrs. RawDog...

Just so you know my fantasies tend to be long and in depth. I will try to condense if it becomes an issue.:redface:

 

[B_subgirrl]

My guy and I win a trip to a 5 star resort on some tropical island. We run into some interesting people, and make some small talk. These people seem really familiar, and then I see a few that I visually recognize; a few people from LSPG!

Hmmm . . . free trips being given out and a bunch of LPSG members turning up at the same place . . . seems there are mystical forces at work here.

(Or maybe some clever LPSGer has just arranged things to their liking so we can all have wild sex together . . .).

(Or maybe, someone has arranged things to their liking with a darker purpose in mind, and we're all stuck in a bad horror movie, instead of the mind-blowing porn we think we're in . . .)

I am getting light headed and slowly realize that I am feeling exactly what my bf is feeling. I am in his mind, and experiencing every physical sensation.

Oh, I've always thought this would take sex to another level entirely! Imagine how perfect you could make it for each other . . . or how good it would feel to sense TWO lots of pleasuring at the same time :biggrin1:.

Curious to see how far this goes I relax and let my mind expand outward, slipping through the walls, where I make contact with the other occupants. I smile as I register the identities of the first room: Mr. and Mrs. RawDog...

And . . . the suspense is killing me!

Just so you know my fantasies tend to be long and in depth. I will try to condense if it becomes an issue.:redface:

If this is indicative of the rest, I doubt there will be any issues :biggrin1:. Don't leave us waiting too long.