You're IQ is sooo low that...

[B_starinvestor]

you sit on the TV and watch the couch

 

[No_Strings]

You are IQ, too.

 

[deleted213967]

:moon:...you have to bend over to pick it up.

 

[B_starinvestor]

you tripped over an invisible fence

 

[B_starinvestor]

you watch 20/20 to improve your eyesight

 

[Scrufuss]

... you think "My bad" is a complete sentence

 

[deleted213967]

...its inverse is greater.

 

[crescendo69]

..you think it is singing alone (get it - solo?).

 

[B_starinvestor]

..you think it is singing alone (get it - solo?).

very good!:biggrin1:

 

[davis67]

...it takes you two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

You tell everyone your a actor. You played the meat in Rocky.

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

You honestly believe that your girl is the only one that has a pussy.

 

[Pecker]

You try to arrange your M&M's in alphabetical order.

 

[B_starinvestor]

You worked at the M&M factory and got fired for throwing out the "W's"

 

[Pecker]

You asked Directory Assistance for the number to 9-1-1.

 

[B_starinvestor]

you think firewood is a sexual disorder

 

[e1ectricfee1]

You try to arrange your M&M's in alphabetical order.

And then fail.

 

[D_Tyrone_Tittickler]

You stared all day at the orange juice container because it says "concentrate!"

 

[crescendo69]

..you started using all the "dumb Blond" and Pollack jokes here.

 

[earllogjam]

You went out searching for bear tracks and got run over by a train.