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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by B_starinvestor, Nov 24, 2008.
you sit on the TV and watch the couch
You are IQ, too.
:moon:...you have to bend over to pick it up.
you tripped over an invisible fence
you watch 20/20 to improve your eyesight
... you think "My bad" is a complete sentence
...its inverse is greater.
..you think it is singing alone (get it - solo?).
...it takes you two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
You tell everyone your a actor. You played the meat in Rocky.
You honestly believe that your girl is the only one that has a pussy.
You try to arrange your M&M's in alphabetical order.
You worked at the M&M factory and got fired for throwing out the "W's"
You asked Directory Assistance for the number to 9-1-1.
you think firewood is a sexual disorder
And then fail.
You stared all day at the orange juice container because it says "concentrate!"
..you started using all the "dumb Blond" and Pollack jokes here.
You went out searching for bear tracks and got run over by a train.