You're IQ is sooo low that...

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    you sit on the TV and watch the couch
     
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    You are IQ, too.
     
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    :moon:...you have to bend over to pick it up.
     
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    you tripped over an invisible fence
     
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    you watch 20/20 to improve your eyesight
     
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    ... you think "My bad" is a complete sentence
     
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    ...its inverse is greater.
     
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    ..you think it is singing alone (get it - solo?).
     
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    very good!:biggrin1:
     
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    ...it takes you two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
     
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    You tell everyone your a actor. You played the meat in Rocky.
     
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    You honestly believe that your girl is the only one that has a pussy.
     
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    You try to arrange your M&M's in alphabetical order.
     
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    You worked at the M&M factory and got fired for throwing out the "W's"
     
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    You asked Directory Assistance for the number to 9-1-1.
     
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    you think firewood is a sexual disorder
     
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    And then fail.
     
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    You stared all day at the orange juice container because it says "concentrate!"
     
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    ..you started using all the "dumb Blond" and Pollack jokes here.:rolleyes:
     
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    You went out searching for bear tracks and got run over by a train.
     
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