You're Now A God - What Do You Do?

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dont mind saying,as your 2022 god
some things are defiantly getting more 'wokey' as we progress
best stick to hidden messages/for my alien friends
as sudden disappearances/no decency re explanations,confirms.... well .....likeminded
your god,is intimating,hath spoken
 

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being a selfish god,for myself'
relearn successfully
how to dunk in in chocolate bisciits/cookies usa
without ending up with lpsg/porn,cummy fingers
wont add rest,re cleaning fingers
 

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being a selfish god,for myself'
relearn successfully
how to dunk in in chocolate bisciits/cookies usa
without ending up with lpsg/porn,cummy fingers
wont add rest,re cleaning fingers

more importantly
so sorry not sending what you desired 15 odd years ago silver
revelation
but know your forgiving self,will understand
 

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laughing/laffing usa
becos,i fooled a part of the world
not
to mention,the havoc my pretend son caused
'suffer ye fools'
religious disclaimer
 
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Undo the world of Bruces and change everyones' name to Phyllis DeLaChartruse in hopes of causing mass chaos.
 

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Yeah,fuck the lot of you and start again.

Going to move on, change the channel to the next Galaxy, see if the Apes won or not. :) You guys have been given enough chances.
 
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peaceful,and quiet world
some folk believe i still exist,after all
but
still worried many dont appear to have accepted my son,as readily dang meh
 

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peaceful,and quiet world
some folk believe i still exist,after all
but
still worried many dont appear to have accepted my son,as readily dang meh
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also known as
'all quiet,on the western front' ffs
wonder why,hes purportedly a white western god
time,to doubly retire methinks ha
 
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I guess I gotta figure out how to do things as a god. Why the fuck isn't there a Cliffs notes for this shit.
 

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i'd probably wipe out all of humanity with a disease. then, let mother nature and the animals and the earth heal for a few centuries. then start up evolution of humanity again and see if turns out better the next time. or maybe give humanity a go on another planet/universe. or just create a new, different type of "intelligent" like altogether. it would be so much fun to experiment!
 

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I would hand down a set of commandments to the leader of my largest group of followers. Then I would hand an almost but not quite identical set of commandments to the leader of my second largest group of followers.

Then I would let them war over who has the correct version of essentially the same document for centuries whilst making no attempt to clear up the confusion.

Gods gonna god.