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Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by va_lk_yr_ie, May 14, 2007.

  1. va_lk_yr_ie

    va_lk_yr_ie Member

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    Now this is probably one of the biggest dildos I've ever seen out there... Just reading the dimensions and trying to understand them is slightly mind-boggling.

    Probably something I'd keep more as a conversation piece than actually playing with. Don't think I could come even close to handling this size. Still - can't deny that there is a slight tingling deep down in my stomach when I look at it.
     
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    Oh come on, it's not THAT big... :tongue:
     
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    That's ridiculous.
     
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    they don't call it equine for nothing!! have always wanted to see on up close!
     
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    It's size makes sense since it's an "Equine" dildo.
    Haven't I seen that thing attack Tokyo once?:rolleyes:
     
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    I thought it was a bong at first lol!
     
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    that is gross, if anything for the fact that it is a horse dick. Otherwise, I think that thing would poke out my mouth if anatomy allowed it. A dick that size has in fact killed a man before...
     
  8. bobabooey69

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    Wasn't there a guy in Washington State that tried to get a horse to mount him, but the horse got a bit too excited and impaled him?
    I heard that story, how do you explain that to the parents afterwards?
     
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    what are you doign on a web site called "Big Sex Toy Store" ???

    whatt did you end up buying??
     
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    I could see someone purchasing one of these as a novelty or conversation piece (I'm looking at you, Heather LouAnna), but for $200?!? Come on...it's a vinyl dick!

    For some reason, my standard quip about how such overpriced items had better come with a blowjob just doesn't seem...I dunno...adequate...here.




     
  11. Snakebyte

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    a horse dildo?
    to each his own..
     
  12. B_Kshelby67

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    I think so. It was an older guy. They actually made a movie about it I think last year
     
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    for someone who is able to spend that amount of money on that can certianly use the money towards a better cause... like my rent
     
  14. Love-it

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    Are you trying to SPH everyone here? Just kidding, but I bet someone will use those dimensions fairly soon to describe themself in a new "Am I big or just average?" thread.
     
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    Katharine the Great of Russia may have lived a longer life if she had this dildo rather than the real equine "member (sic) :smile:.
     
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    What's the betting that 100% of the purchasers of this item are male?
    And I have seen horse cocks bigger than that, including one that looked so pink it looked very much like a human cock...only enormous!
     
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    Having checked the customer reviews....as far as I can see, all 17 are from men!
     
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    Have you read the review - comments like "Wishlist: 1 Pump-up flares!... could that be done? A real horse grows in you like an instant baby just before he cums. "

    FUCK OFF

    That put me right off my tuna melt :mad:
     
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