Yowza!

[va_lk_yr_ie]

Now this is probably one of the biggest dildos I've ever seen out there... Just reading the dimensions and trying to understand them is slightly mind-boggling.

Probably something I'd keep more as a conversation piece than actually playing with. Don't think I could come even close to handling this size. Still - can't deny that there is a slight tingling deep down in my stomach when I look at it.

 

[RupinX]

Now this is probably one of the biggest dildos I've ever seen out there... Just reading the dimensions and trying to understand them is slightly mind-boggling.

Probably something I'd keep more as a conversation piece than actually playing with. Don't think I could come even close to handling this size. Still - can't deny that there is a slight tingling deep down in my stomach when I look at it.

Oh come on, it's not THAT big... :tongue:

 

[Wrat]

That's ridiculous.

 

[buffbaldy]

they don't call it equine for nothing!! have always wanted to see on up close!

 

[bobabooey69]

It's size makes sense since it's an "Equine" dildo.
Haven't I seen that thing attack Tokyo once?

 

[Multipass]

I thought it was a bong at first lol!

 

[B_Kshelby67]

that is gross, if anything for the fact that it is a horse dick. Otherwise, I think that thing would poke out my mouth if anatomy allowed it. A dick that size has in fact killed a man before...

 

[bobabooey69]

A dick that size has in fact killed a man before...

Wasn't there a guy in Washington State that tried to get a horse to mount him, but the horse got a bit too excited and impaled him?
I heard that story, how do you explain that to the parents afterwards?

 

[B_horribleperson]

what are you doign on a web site called "Big Sex Toy Store" ???

whatt did you end up buying??

 

[HazelGod]

I could see someone purchasing one of these as a novelty or conversation piece (I'm looking at you, Heather LouAnna), but for $200?!? Come on...it's a vinyl dick!

For some reason, my standard quip about how such overpriced items had better come with a blowjob just doesn't seem...I dunno...adequate...here.

 

[Snakebyte]

a horse dildo?
to each his own..

 

[B_Kshelby67]

Wasn't there a guy in Washington State that tried to get a horse to mount him, but the horse got a bit too excited and impaled him?
I heard that story, how do you explain that to the parents afterwards?

I think so. It was an older guy. They actually made a movie about it I think last year

 

[B_Kshelby67]

I could see someone purchasing one of these as a novelty or conversation piece (I'm looking at you, Heather LouAnna), but for $200?!? Come on...it's a vinyl dick!

For some reason, my standard quip about how such overpriced items had better come with a blowjob just doesn't seem...I dunno...adequate...here.

for someone who is able to spend that amount of money on that can certianly use the money towards a better cause... like my rent

 

[Love-it]

Now this is probably one of the biggest dildos I've ever seen out there... Just reading the dimensions and trying to understand them is slightly mind-boggling.

Probably something I'd keep more as a conversation piece than actually playing with. Don't think I could come even close to handling this size. Still - can't deny that there is a slight tingling deep down in my stomach when I look at it.

Are you trying to SPH everyone here? Just kidding, but I bet someone will use those dimensions fairly soon to describe themself in a new "Am I big or just average?" thread.

 

[HotBulge]

Katharine the Great of Russia may have lived a longer life if she had this dildo rather than the real equine "member (sic) :smile:.

 

[DaveGoodie]

What's the betting that 100% of the purchasers of this item are male?
And I have seen horse cocks bigger than that, including one that looked so pink it looked very much like a human cock...only enormous!

 

[DaveGoodie]

Having checked the customer reviews....as far as I can see, all 17 are from men!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Having checked the customer reviews....as far as I can see, all 17 are from men!

Have you read the review - comments like "Wishlist: 1 Pump-up flares!... could that be done? A real horse grows in you like an instant baby just before he cums. "

FUCK OFF

That put me right off my tuna melt