zipper incident-OUCH!!!!

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  1. Imported

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    hunglvlatino: Yes it happened to me when i was 13- after masterbating in the bathroom (old school massager -man i miss that thing-lol) I heard a car door slam shut-OH OH! mom home. i stuffed myself back into my jeans.i though i was all packed away.Then i zipped up quickly as to not get caught with a smoking gun ,so to speak.I caught the frank(no beans).OWWWWWWW.Luckily my mom(the saint that she is) did not let the docs touch my forskin when i was born. I caught skin. I sat in that bathroom for 20 minutes,freaking out.what to do ? Call for help-no way.So i yanked the zipper down quickly.i managed a muffled yelp. Stuffed my underwear with toilet paper,and was on my way."Anthing exciting happen to you today son?" "No mom not a thing".Luckily i am not a bleeder.No fireman at my house as in the movie something about mary.Woman laugh and give my cock a nice kiss and a "poor baby",when i tell them this story.Anyone else ever had this happen to them???
     
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    two_fister: Yeah....It happened to me when I was about 13 years old. I was at my grandma's house in the basement, and I'd just found my uncle's(who was living there at the time) stash of porn mags and books. There was no one else around so I started going at it. Not long after I started I heard my grandma's car pulling into the drive-way, so I zipped up real quick like, in my haste I got some skin caught. Now this was someting I really didn't want to share with my grandma. But she'd soon be in the house, and I'd have to explain. Looking around the basement I saw a pair of sisscors, time was against me so I grabed 'em and cut around the zipper, thus ruining the pants. I stufed the cut out part in my tighty-whiteys(with skin still zipped), hid the ruined pants, I then grabed and put on a pair of my uncles pants. At the same time I could hear my grandma coming in the door. I ran up the stairs to greet her. Then went straight to the upstairs bathroom and locked myself in. I think all the movement loosened it 'cause it came off with out of pain(thank god). I wound up tossing out the old pants and wearing my uncle's home. Every know and then I think about that day and laugh.
     
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    I caught my ball sack caught in my zipper - OH MY GOD! It was so sore that I couldn't cry!
     
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    ratlas: 1st time poster here. Been lurking a little while. Happened to me quite often when I was younger but my best story is when I was a clerk at the largest bookstore/peep show in Chicago.
    We had like 60 booths. The store was in a bad part of downtown and I worked the graveyard shift. This guy comes out form the booth section and wants to know if I have any scissors. I asked him what he needed them for. He pointed down to his fly and said he got stuck in his zipper. It was painful just looking at him.
    I let him use the scissors. He came back to my counter about 10 minutes later with slightly bloody scissors and said evrything was OK now. I still shudder thinking about it.
     
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    herdman: ive had this happen to me a few times. a bunch when i was little. the most memorable was when someone else actually did it. i had broken broken both of my hands so i couldn't do shit by my self. my bro was gonna help me out. my other bro was getting married so we had to dress up. we were in a hurry so i freeballed to save time from my bro dressing me. he was running around getting himself ready and me at the same time. he came in to zip me up and got scrotum and part of a nut caught in the zipper. i almost died. ithe skin tore and my ball swelled up .
    the most recent time (it was two monthes ago)i was wanking in the bathroom at my house and my sister started screaming at me from out side the door. she was mad about something and was gonna unlock the door. i was in a hurry to hide my stuff and i zipped up a bit of foreskin and the very tip of my dick. i almost screamed but it shocked me too much. maybe 4 seconds later my sister came in and screeched something about a vintige record or something and kicked me in the nuts with her boots.my foreskin torn a little. i did die that time. she kicked my balls so hard i nearly passed out. i couldn't move to unzip myself for several minutes. i couldn' t get up for an hour. i had welts on my dick for weeks and it hurt to pee for a little over a month.
     
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    Alligator_Jack: the ehad getting caught sucks so bad, i wasnt paying attention once, and instead of stuffing it down, it like folded in half, and the head was at the zipper, zipped up, worst pain ive ever felt, except my balls getting hit
     
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    Anyone care to guess why I prefer button-fly jeans? :D
     
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    AnonyMs: [quote author=herdman link=board=sex;num=1035491623;start=0#4 date=01/29/03 at 03:33:06]the most recent time (it was two monthes ago)i was wanking in the bathroom at my house and my sister started screaming at me from out side the door. she was mad about something ...my sister came in and kicked me in the nuts with her boots[/quote]Herdman: I am assuming here that the reason why you and your sister live together is because you are both under 18. You might seriously consider letting your parents or guardians know what happened. As you describe it, your sister sounds like a violet, angry person and might need anger management in order to assist her find ways to express her anger without resorting to such physical and violent expressions. If expressions of physical violence are common in your household, I encourage you to seek out a trusted adult confidant to talk this over with.
    If on the other hand, you are over 18, are living with your sister volitionally and endure such abuse from her willingly, then never mind.
     
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    You too, DMW? Geez, I thought I was the only one here who thought of that. LOL
     
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    Great minds think alike, jonb ... and then there's ours! :D
     
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    Yea that happened to me also.I was about 15 at a wedding and I ziped up my pants to fast and got it caught. The moment of fear and pain you dont know what to do. You feel like running out of the john and start screaming for help but you know you cant. I just had to bite the bullet and pull the zipper back down. Something you never forget.
     
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    getting caught in a zipper is a man ultimate nightmare!
     
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