Zombie outbreak. what's your game plan?

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So, why not add the et cetera back into et cetera again. Obviously, this is practically impossible but with a willing suspension of disbelief:

Assuming that (for whatever reason), a walking dead style apocalypse descends upon humanity. Suddenly, you wake up and walk down the corridor/street and your pleasant (or grumpy) old neighbour tries to gnaw your arm off. You rush back inside, the internet's out, you stare out the window and the whole city is a disaster zone with people being eaten in the streets by the undead.

What's your game plan?

I think mine would be 1) stealing a medieval suit of armour (even dead, crazed human teeth can't get through that), 2) getting provisions and packing them up (or raiding the supermarket), 3) trying to hotwire an old car, before getting to a baroque palace. Hopefully later on, I'd bump into someone who can drive a boat and make it out to an offshore oil rig.

Also, do you have a soundtrack song in mind for this apocalyptic world? Here's mine:

 

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Fast Zombies *The Infected* or Slow Zombies *The Living Dead*?
Gotta be slow zombies. I don’t stand a chance against the fast ones.

I know a farmhouse out east stocked with a years worth of food. Grab my loved ones and go. Knives, shotguns, and defend the farmhouse.
 
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Load up the Ford, hit the shooting range to stock up on ammo. Pick Enid up at the pub. Make to the mountains of Tennessee. My family has land with a spring head up there. We'd only have to thin out the undead locals.

I'll have to make a few runs into Petsmart or some other megastore to stock up on pet needs. Cuz I am so taking my bubs with me.

I figure two big ass dogs and one small, but growing, puppy would be good for guarding the perimeter. Or... more realistically, barking at a squirrel and being a horde down on us.
 
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Rem and I are stocked up with a lot of guns and ammunition. Probably head to where I have some family, in a very rural area. Well for water and what not kind of rural. Like, one stop light in the country rural.
 

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I'm fucked.

No guns, small car (not offroad capable), and my back is still messed up.

I might have to join a group. That's the only way I'll have a chance of surviving. The only skill I can provide is being a mechanic.
 

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I'm fucked.

No guns, small car (not offroad capable), and my back is still messed up.

I might have to join a group. That's the only way I'll have a chance of surviving. The only skill I can provide is being a mechanic.

Dude, the ability to maintain vehicles is second only doctoring in the ZA.

You can come with my group if ya want.
 

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Dude, the ability to maintain vehicles is second only doctoring in the ZA.

You can come with my group if ya want.

I now have a chance at surviving but the hard part is trying to escape my county with a population of 854,223 people.
 

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We're not unprepared for the end of humanity.

The main thing to keep in mind, Staying in shape. If you can't run, if you can't lift your own body weight, if you can't swim... Your dead as fuck.

Stay limber. Run regularly. Chop firewood.
 

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I forgot to mention that I'm close to LA county that has 10+ million people. It will be a scene from The Walking Dead where Rick goes to Atlanta in season one.

Shit, I'm here in New Mexico. It's already basically The Hills Have Eyes some places. Crazy ass tweekers and shit...

At least it's not a super populated state. I'll have time to get to the hills with the radiated tweeker-freaks.
 
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The next trend in fitness! Surviving the zombie apocalypse.

CrossFit with fire arms.

Firearms are *ok*... But running out of ammo is a huge downside. Practice anything that helps reflexes and reaction preparation for the sake of hand-to-hand combat. Practice with a blade. Stabbing through a skull is NOT as easy as the walking dead makes it look ;):imp::skull::bomb:
 

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Firearms are *ok*... But running out of ammo is a huge downside. Practice anything that helps reflexes and reaction preparation for the sake of hand-to-hand combat. Practice with a blade. Stabbing through a skull is NOT as easy as the walking dead makes it look ;):imp::skull::bomb:
You have to stab through the eyeball or the ear. Maybe later on in the apocalypse skulls gets softer.
 
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Head to the nearest marina and find the biggest super yacht I could in berth, slip it's mooring and towing several others and race out to sea.
They're floating, self contained palaces with solar panels, water desalinators, fishing gear, food....etc.

No point slumming it while the rest of humanity gets slaughtered.
 
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Firearms are *ok*... But running out of ammo is a huge downside. Practice anything that helps reflexes and reaction preparation for the sake of hand-to-hand combat. Practice with a blade. Stabbing through a skull is NOT as easy as the walking dead makes it look ;):imp::skull::bomb:

Guns are good for distance kills or clearing an area from a high vantage point.

Up close I work with blades and metal baton. I also have a hockey stick elwith a machete blade attached to it. Good for repelling and dispatching.

I think the temple is where the skull is thinnest. Second choice under the chin and through the soft pallet.