This thread reminds me of the time my then-boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans for Christmas, and said "These won't show that disgusting bulge like those Levis you wear." I had to kind of chuckle, because although he always seemed upset about my bulge in public, I'm pretty sure it was the same bulge that caught his attention in the bar, and led to us sleeping together that first night. Anyway, I tried on the new jeans (some cut of Wranglers, as I recall), and if anything the bulge was more prominent. He wasn't happy, but all I could say was "Sweetie, I have a big dick."