Your Very Own Pub

[SpoiledPrincess]

While I was out earlier I travelled past an area that was absolutely chock full of pubs and I couldn't help thinking how similar some of the names were - they're all The Kings Head/Arms/Willy or the White/Red Lion. Boring.

What would you call your pub?

Mine would be called The Naughty Dolphin and it'd be a vampire theme pub, the barmaids would be dressed as village wenches ripe for the sucking, all big skirts hiding plumpy moist peasant legs, low cut peasant tops with bulging boobies peeping over the top, there'd be coffin lids as tables, etc etc

 

[Gillette]

there'd be coffin lids as tables, etc etc

Very clever way to make money. Drinks slide off the curved lid and the customer buys another.

That's using your noodle.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

I hadn't even thought of that, with it being vampire themed I was picturing flat coffin lids made by the village coffin maker Ivor

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Thats a great idea for a pub.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

I'd probably be too scared to go in my own pub, during the day I'm a die hard sceptic, come dark I believe in anything

 

[Garth33]

Doris' Bar! I have it in my basement....120+ tin beer signs....slot machines...a bar top that converts into a blackjack table...named it for my step-sister who I bought the bar from....best kept secret in ND...

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

I like the sound of The vicious penguin Or the Muddy pup.

I wouldnt have a theme, but it would be a small place with live bands or 60/70's rock playing and punk. pool tables (NO poker machines)