Hey guys, I hope you and your loved ones are all well and bearing up under the strain & tedium of lock-down.
To while away the boredom this morning, inspired by the UK govt's new Covid-19 alert system, unveiled last night by our prime minister in a televised address to the nation...
![Bojo Alert System.jpg]( "Bojo Alert System.jpg")
...I've come up with my own Mickey Finn Arousal Alert system. In the hopes it might give you some gratuitous titillation and a bit of a laugh, here goes:
Arousal 0....absolutely zero sexual stimulation or excitement whatsoever. Note how the penis shaft appears thin and lifeless, and how the foreskin droops over the shrunken glans:
![arousal 0.jpg]( "arousal 0.jpg")
Arousal 1: Some evidence of sexual excitement. Note how the shaft begins to extend downwards and become thicker, and the foreskin begins to stretch to accommodate the penis-head as it swells:
![arousal 1.jpg]( "arousal 1.jpg")
Arousal 2: Intermediate sexual excitement, signaled by the stiffening shaft standing proud from the body, attaining a position near parallel to the ground. In the well-endowed subject, the shaft, though not fully engorged, will display considerable girth. While it is acknowledged that penis length provides visual stimulation for the object of the male's desires, it is girth that truly provokes a pleasure-response in the receiving orifice:
![arousal 2.jpg]( "arousal 2.jpg")
Arousal 3: Advanced sexual excitement. At this stage, it can be seen that this boy has a very big penis. Lustful thoughts have brought him to almost full extension, in this case more than 7 inches, and his shaft is very thick and covered with a fretwork of veins. The shaft is also equipped with pleasure-giving ridges which stimulate the receiving orifice as he thrusts his big cock (for that is what it is) in and out in an attempt to gratify his sex urge. Under the force of his erection, this boy's foreskin has fully retracted back along the shaft, uncovering the sensitive head which, now free of its sheath, has become very engorged. Note also the swelling and tightening of his scrotum as his 'bollocks' pull upwards and prepare to pump out their semen-load. There is evidence of male sex-lubricant (also known as precum) leakage, a further indicator of just how turned on this guy is.
![arousal 3.jpg]( "arousal 3.jpg")
Arousal 4: Note the way his fully-erect penis is now standing to attention, almost vertical to the ground; the head grossly engorged and drippng precum...
oh fuck it...just look at that massive dick!! This guy is hung like a fucking stallion!! Jesus, his shaft is so fucking fat! Imagine that fucking you! And his nuts look ready to explode. Fuck me, I bet there's a big load in there...!!!
![arousal 4.jpg]( "arousal 4.jpg")
Arousal 5: Wahey! Here it comes! Fuck yeah! Buckets of spunk!! Oh man, look at that big cock spraying cum all over the place! Oh fuck, I bet that feels good!!
![arousal 5.jpg]( "arousal 5.jpg")
(Ed.'s note: yes, it felt fucking awesome!)
To while away the boredom this morning, inspired by the UK govt's new Covid-19 alert system, unveiled last night by our prime minister in a televised address to the nation...
...I've come up with my own Mickey Finn Arousal Alert system. In the hopes it might give you some gratuitous titillation and a bit of a laugh, here goes:
Arousal 0....absolutely zero sexual stimulation or excitement whatsoever. Note how the penis shaft appears thin and lifeless, and how the foreskin droops over the shrunken glans:
Arousal 1: Some evidence of sexual excitement. Note how the shaft begins to extend downwards and become thicker, and the foreskin begins to stretch to accommodate the penis-head as it swells:
Arousal 2: Intermediate sexual excitement, signaled by the stiffening shaft standing proud from the body, attaining a position near parallel to the ground. In the well-endowed subject, the shaft, though not fully engorged, will display considerable girth. While it is acknowledged that penis length provides visual stimulation for the object of the male's desires, it is girth that truly provokes a pleasure-response in the receiving orifice:
Arousal 3: Advanced sexual excitement. At this stage, it can be seen that this boy has a very big penis. Lustful thoughts have brought him to almost full extension, in this case more than 7 inches, and his shaft is very thick and covered with a fretwork of veins. The shaft is also equipped with pleasure-giving ridges which stimulate the receiving orifice as he thrusts his big cock (for that is what it is) in and out in an attempt to gratify his sex urge. Under the force of his erection, this boy's foreskin has fully retracted back along the shaft, uncovering the sensitive head which, now free of its sheath, has become very engorged. Note also the swelling and tightening of his scrotum as his 'bollocks' pull upwards and prepare to pump out their semen-load. There is evidence of male sex-lubricant (also known as precum) leakage, a further indicator of just how turned on this guy is.
Arousal 4: Note the way his fully-erect penis is now standing to attention, almost vertical to the ground; the head grossly engorged and drippng precum...
oh fuck it...just look at that massive dick!! This guy is hung like a fucking stallion!! Jesus, his shaft is so fucking fat! Imagine that fucking you! And his nuts look ready to explode. Fuck me, I bet there's a big load in there...!!!
Arousal 5: Wahey! Here it comes! Fuck yeah! Buckets of spunk!! Oh man, look at that big cock spraying cum all over the place! Oh fuck, I bet that feels good!!
(Ed.'s note: yes, it felt fucking awesome!)
