I was sleeping soundly when I felt something behind me touching my butt-cheek. Jimmy had been out late, and decided he didn’t want to sleep alone. It happens with him — not at all unusual.
“Let me sleep, asshole,” I muttered, “I’m beat.”
The stiff prick rubbed against me. I was getting annoyed.
“Stop it, or I’ll kick you out of bed and stomp on your balls!”
“Mmmmh,” was the reply. He pulled away, put his head on my shoulder, “I wanna suck your big daddy cock...”
“In the morning. Now sleep.”
I dropped off. I think he must have too.
Sometime later, I woke up with a piss hard-on, rolled out of bed to go and relieve myself. Something was strange: one asscheek was wet. WTF! I put my hand on the place and felt something slick, quite a bit of it. Went into the bathroom, grabbed some TP and wiped. There was just enough light to see a big, shiny streak of cum. Fuck!
I pissed, dropped the jizzy paper in the bowl and flushed. Back to bed, I found more jism on the sheet. I lifted the covers, looked, and saw there was some cum still oozing out of Jimmy’s half-hard cock and a pool of sticky mess under his balls.
Got more TP, rolled him over, and started to wipe up. “Did you fucking jerk off on my butt, you fucking perv?”
“Hmmm?” Pause. “What? No.” He looked fuzzy-headed. “I... I just had a dream. I was going down on you and jerking off.”
I checked his hands: not a trace of cum. He hadn’t been jerking off... A nocturnal emission... that was it, a wet-dream. The fucker was always jerking off naked around the house, so much that I thought he wouldn’t have enough cum left to squirt in his sleep.
“And you didn’t wake up? You had a wet-dream all over my ass.”
“I don’t usually wake up if I cum in my sleep. Doesn’t happen too much any more. Fuck, when I was a teenager it happened all the time....”
“Shut up, and go back to sleep. And next time you come home horny for my cock, go jerk off on the shitter if you’re gonna get in bed with me.”
Jimmy’s a very horny roommate. He recovers amazingly fast. When the morning light woke me, he was already awake and smiling.
“Want that BJ now?” he asked.
I nodded. “Didn’t get off last night like you.”
A while later, I delivered into his mouth. He was jerking off, all excited, his balls retracted all the way, so much his ballsack was stretched tight across the root of his dick, totally empty . Damn, if he didn’t shoot like a trooper.
He’s a proud perv, and he sure does love sucking my big fat prick..