I served the US Army of five years plus active duty. Three years in Uijeongbu, South Korea, and one year deployed to Iraq and one year at Ft. Lewis, Washington. (Not DC). In those years I have a lot of naked or nude happenings. Lack of a better term to be used.
The movie MASH and the TV show following it gave pretty good stories about how pranksters operate in the military. I too have had my fair shares of pranks pulled on me. Some multiple times. More than one occasion I have had my my clothes and my towel and my hygiene kit stolen from me while I was in the shower. Now, some men would have had a fit over this and die from embarrassment of having to walk back to your Combat Housing Unit aka CHU (chew). The CHU I was staying in was about two blocks away at least maybe a little more. Now, some men would have stayed until someone would kind enough to give them a towel or clothes to loan out. Other men would have walked back naked it was night and dark after all, but with their hands would cover up their man parts. All the while walking with red face all the way back to their CHU. Not I, for don't get embarrassed because a Forward Operating Base full of males have a handful of men see me naked with my pecker flopping and my balls swaying as I wall casually back to my CHU. Did men see me naked? Yes. Did they make a comment? Yes, and I commented back. To me growing up with a father even though divorced taught me not be ashamed of my body and my endowed package.
I later learned that it was the fact I didn't give a damn who saw me naked and that I have an above average size pecker that made me a target of such pranksters. Besides me doing the windmill or helicopter and other dick tricks made it even more funny. I knew it was all in good fun. This blog I want to hear your story about goofy military nudity and pranks.
The movie MASH and the TV show following it gave pretty good stories about how pranksters operate in the military. I too have had my fair shares of pranks pulled on me. Some multiple times. More than one occasion I have had my my clothes and my towel and my hygiene kit stolen from me while I was in the shower. Now, some men would have had a fit over this and die from embarrassment of having to walk back to your Combat Housing Unit aka CHU (chew). The CHU I was staying in was about two blocks away at least maybe a little more. Now, some men would have stayed until someone would kind enough to give them a towel or clothes to loan out. Other men would have walked back naked it was night and dark after all, but with their hands would cover up their man parts. All the while walking with red face all the way back to their CHU. Not I, for don't get embarrassed because a Forward Operating Base full of males have a handful of men see me naked with my pecker flopping and my balls swaying as I wall casually back to my CHU. Did men see me naked? Yes. Did they make a comment? Yes, and I commented back. To me growing up with a father even though divorced taught me not be ashamed of my body and my endowed package.
I later learned that it was the fact I didn't give a damn who saw me naked and that I have an above average size pecker that made me a target of such pranksters. Besides me doing the windmill or helicopter and other dick tricks made it even more funny. I knew it was all in good fun. This blog I want to hear your story about goofy military nudity and pranks.
