I'm here at the office as I'm having to work just one full day this week before the start of my own Christmas holiday. My buddies and I will likely forgo our traditional "masters of the Universe lunch" today as we went out on Saturday night, ending up with as exclusive a "takeout" dinner as we could possibly manage (which we then ate in our limo). In spite of the office being relatively sparsely occupied, it’s still pretty decked out for the holidays (no thanks to me). I've also made my cherished and vital office assistant Knut don an "Elf's" outfit for today. Which he hates of course but it’s still getting him most definitely noticed. This is most likely due to the fact that the dark green tights are making it jaw droppingly obvious that my boy Knut is apparently quite shockingly well hung. This is something that had never even occurred to me before.
The reason he is in the Elf outfit though is I wanted to test it out and see how it looks. Its similar (though not identical) to one I'm currently planning on wearing Christmas EVE. Or at least the TOP half. I will be nude below the waist-yeah bitches. I obviously have made some serious plans and will not be delivering "toys for tots". Its more along the lines of "swollen cock cannon for horny M.I.L.F.s". Actually, you could more accurately add a decade to the M.I.L.F. category for some of them. But its Christmas so who really cares. And I do love my occasional mature pussy VERY MUCH thank you. But more about that in a bit.
This month back has been insane, mainly due to the fact that I had my stupid brother visiting/staying with me for nearly 3 weeks. He arrived the day before Thanksgiving (essentially to bring me my retriever Snorre) but completely fucking up my "special" Thanksgiving plans on many different levels. Still, he is family and its always great to see them even if they are fucked up. He keep's bragging about the "Prince Albert" cock piercing that he decided to get (which I have NO INTENTION of obtaining in some sort of brotherly solidarity). He insists though that its really moved him toward the front of the line in getting the available "lockdown" pussy. I'm like DUDE, you are hanging out in Dad's estate in MIAMI. There is no such thing as LOCKDOWN PUSSY in MIAMI. He also kept wanting to show it to me! I'm like FUCK NO, and need I remind you that this is the reason why I have loaded weapons in this place.
But to more important matters, like when am I FINALLY GETTING PUSSY. It was the Saturday of my last blog post (Nov. 18th) when I decided to finally host a "shower cam show" for my pretty select group of admirers able to put up with the fact that I do such a thing EXTREMELY rarely. In the past it was mainly Sorority babes from various campuses who either actually knew me, knew of me or had older "sisters" who knew about me. That largely disappeared now which is ok. I still have a bit of legendary status at my Alma Mater and a couple of other campuses. I definitely now have a sizeable group of Manhattan M.I.L.F.s who at least have heard about me one way or another. They all tend to be very rich, very uptight, very well educated but yet very bored, and also very ignored by their husbands (who tend to be very soft cocked regardless of size). They also tend to have large breasts, lots of fake fur, incredibly expensive "personally designed for them" perfumes, and very hot yet very dry pussies (which I've yet to fully figure out). But also, very large hanging meaty pussy lips, which I myself really love eating and devouring with a passion (which also tends to alleviate that dry problem).
The cam show ended up getting a little more serious than I'd originally intended. It took forever to get started since even though I had no technical difficulties getting my new camera and system to work in my admittedly huge spa-like walk-in shower. Some of my M.I.L.F.s had endless computer problems on their end which I was able to sort out (all but one). I think I probably put on quite a show. Many of the ladies may have seen pics of me and my cock but certainly not live in the flesh and not getting so full hard as it very quickly did. I was quite happy that a few mentioned it looks like I've gotten even more muscular since they saw me last. One bitch had to mention that I might look better with more of a tan, and that my ass and thighs may now be TOO muscular. OK MOM, YOU try getting a TAN in HONG KING, and while you're at it why not show everybody YOUR ASS and THIGHS.
Most of the ladies seemed pretty shocked by how large the head of my cock gets when fully hard in particular and they really became obsessed with me thrusting in mid-air and watching my semi-hard cock slap back against my abs. Eventually when it gets fully hard it reaches a point where it barely moves. I wasn't touching or stimulating it very much at first. That all came later when I went through some pretty hard core "edging" for them. I do this thing where I will modify my shower head setting to where it’s almost a "firehose" in focused hot, hard intensity. If you walk full hard into that, exposing underneath your cock head "head on" as you go, the sensations of deep intensity and pleasure can be fully fucking out of this world. I also originally hadn't planned to cum at all, still hoping for something interesting over Thanksgiving. But it happened. I think it was pretty clear it was a surprise for me as well. I had suddenly stepped and turned with my back and ass pressed against the side shower wall. One lady said she could see my abdomen visibly spasm for about 20 seconds then I went completely still like I was numb for maybe another 10 seconds. Staring straight ahead I for some reason reached out to the shower head like I was trying to stop the stream. I guess my cock shot off fast and furious. I don't really remember so well. I do know according to the ladies that the spurts went way above past camera range. I slid halfway down the wall for some reason, my legs buckling a little underneath me. But as I did so the spurts also came into view. Of course as I continued sliding half-dazed down the shower wall, looking probably like a cross between a battle weary prize fighter and that lady in the movie "Psycho" I finally disappeared almost completely out of camera range. For about five minutes. Of course when I did finally stand up my ladies got a view of that "slightly red torpedo" I've frequently referred to.
At least a half dozen of my viewers are now currently on board for a special Christmas eve "M.I.L.F. pussy roulette" that has taken me most of a month to arrange- for many different reasons. I will detail a lot more about this in my next blog which I will post relatively soon. Its actually going to be involving a type of auction for funds for a Christmas charity that my Grandmother has been involved with for years, but since she is still recovering from Covid my dad asked me to take it over. Which I certainly am - IN MY OWN SPECIAL WAY. I'm finding the donations have been quite generous and the deadline still isn't even here yet. Needless to say my shower show on November 18th was the last time I came. As I mentioned before it has literally been MONTHS -since my cock has entered any actual PUSSY. yeah- FUCK ME! This is a crisis. My balls are once again swollen to the max. A quick look at the Calendar and simple math can confirm why. If It make it to Christmas eve, and there is no reason to suspect I won't, that will be 40 DAYS without a release ladies.
The reason he is in the Elf outfit though is I wanted to test it out and see how it looks. Its similar (though not identical) to one I'm currently planning on wearing Christmas EVE. Or at least the TOP half. I will be nude below the waist-yeah bitches. I obviously have made some serious plans and will not be delivering "toys for tots". Its more along the lines of "swollen cock cannon for horny M.I.L.F.s". Actually, you could more accurately add a decade to the M.I.L.F. category for some of them. But its Christmas so who really cares. And I do love my occasional mature pussy VERY MUCH thank you. But more about that in a bit.
This month back has been insane, mainly due to the fact that I had my stupid brother visiting/staying with me for nearly 3 weeks. He arrived the day before Thanksgiving (essentially to bring me my retriever Snorre) but completely fucking up my "special" Thanksgiving plans on many different levels. Still, he is family and its always great to see them even if they are fucked up. He keep's bragging about the "Prince Albert" cock piercing that he decided to get (which I have NO INTENTION of obtaining in some sort of brotherly solidarity). He insists though that its really moved him toward the front of the line in getting the available "lockdown" pussy. I'm like DUDE, you are hanging out in Dad's estate in MIAMI. There is no such thing as LOCKDOWN PUSSY in MIAMI. He also kept wanting to show it to me! I'm like FUCK NO, and need I remind you that this is the reason why I have loaded weapons in this place.
But to more important matters, like when am I FINALLY GETTING PUSSY. It was the Saturday of my last blog post (Nov. 18th) when I decided to finally host a "shower cam show" for my pretty select group of admirers able to put up with the fact that I do such a thing EXTREMELY rarely. In the past it was mainly Sorority babes from various campuses who either actually knew me, knew of me or had older "sisters" who knew about me. That largely disappeared now which is ok. I still have a bit of legendary status at my Alma Mater and a couple of other campuses. I definitely now have a sizeable group of Manhattan M.I.L.F.s who at least have heard about me one way or another. They all tend to be very rich, very uptight, very well educated but yet very bored, and also very ignored by their husbands (who tend to be very soft cocked regardless of size). They also tend to have large breasts, lots of fake fur, incredibly expensive "personally designed for them" perfumes, and very hot yet very dry pussies (which I've yet to fully figure out). But also, very large hanging meaty pussy lips, which I myself really love eating and devouring with a passion (which also tends to alleviate that dry problem).
The cam show ended up getting a little more serious than I'd originally intended. It took forever to get started since even though I had no technical difficulties getting my new camera and system to work in my admittedly huge spa-like walk-in shower. Some of my M.I.L.F.s had endless computer problems on their end which I was able to sort out (all but one). I think I probably put on quite a show. Many of the ladies may have seen pics of me and my cock but certainly not live in the flesh and not getting so full hard as it very quickly did. I was quite happy that a few mentioned it looks like I've gotten even more muscular since they saw me last. One bitch had to mention that I might look better with more of a tan, and that my ass and thighs may now be TOO muscular. OK MOM, YOU try getting a TAN in HONG KING, and while you're at it why not show everybody YOUR ASS and THIGHS.
Most of the ladies seemed pretty shocked by how large the head of my cock gets when fully hard in particular and they really became obsessed with me thrusting in mid-air and watching my semi-hard cock slap back against my abs. Eventually when it gets fully hard it reaches a point where it barely moves. I wasn't touching or stimulating it very much at first. That all came later when I went through some pretty hard core "edging" for them. I do this thing where I will modify my shower head setting to where it’s almost a "firehose" in focused hot, hard intensity. If you walk full hard into that, exposing underneath your cock head "head on" as you go, the sensations of deep intensity and pleasure can be fully fucking out of this world. I also originally hadn't planned to cum at all, still hoping for something interesting over Thanksgiving. But it happened. I think it was pretty clear it was a surprise for me as well. I had suddenly stepped and turned with my back and ass pressed against the side shower wall. One lady said she could see my abdomen visibly spasm for about 20 seconds then I went completely still like I was numb for maybe another 10 seconds. Staring straight ahead I for some reason reached out to the shower head like I was trying to stop the stream. I guess my cock shot off fast and furious. I don't really remember so well. I do know according to the ladies that the spurts went way above past camera range. I slid halfway down the wall for some reason, my legs buckling a little underneath me. But as I did so the spurts also came into view. Of course as I continued sliding half-dazed down the shower wall, looking probably like a cross between a battle weary prize fighter and that lady in the movie "Psycho" I finally disappeared almost completely out of camera range. For about five minutes. Of course when I did finally stand up my ladies got a view of that "slightly red torpedo" I've frequently referred to.
At least a half dozen of my viewers are now currently on board for a special Christmas eve "M.I.L.F. pussy roulette" that has taken me most of a month to arrange- for many different reasons. I will detail a lot more about this in my next blog which I will post relatively soon. Its actually going to be involving a type of auction for funds for a Christmas charity that my Grandmother has been involved with for years, but since she is still recovering from Covid my dad asked me to take it over. Which I certainly am - IN MY OWN SPECIAL WAY. I'm finding the donations have been quite generous and the deadline still isn't even here yet. Needless to say my shower show on November 18th was the last time I came. As I mentioned before it has literally been MONTHS -since my cock has entered any actual PUSSY. yeah- FUCK ME! This is a crisis. My balls are once again swollen to the max. A quick look at the Calendar and simple math can confirm why. If It make it to Christmas eve, and there is no reason to suspect I won't, that will be 40 DAYS without a release ladies.
