Caught Jacking off

Be glad he giggled, that is better then be disgusted. :smile:

it could have been a sign of disgust im not sure and very embarrassed.. but at least nothing has come from it.

Nothin to worry about...

everyone jacks and so does your son.. that's probably why he laughed.

It doesn't seem like it would really need to be discussed, but ::shrug:: maybe eventually you'll be comfortable enough in your own skin to talk about it.

Other than that.. I was caught while I was 17 in my bedroom jacking off mid day(afternoon delights are wonderful) by my father.. he just closed to door real quick.. walked away.. and it was never discussed.

But hell, everyone does it... that's why porn exists.. and everyone has/viewed porn.. so, no biggie.

Oh, one more note: There is a theory that there is a biological reason behind men jacking off so frequently, and also nocturnal emission(which I've never experienced cause I jack off so much ;p). Aside from all psychological implications.. and the delights of fantasy, and getting away from the norm.. men's sperm is only good for about a week.. after which it starts getting deformed(and therefore useless for reproductive purposes). When the body releases said sperm, it produces more.. new, viable tadpoles.

Your son probably will join LPSG as a gold member.

What sort of porn were you looking at? Perhaps that is why he was laughing?

I don't know about your son, but if i caught my dad jacking it i would throw up in mouth in little lol. Its just the type of relationship we have i guess.

A medical article I've read some years ago state that the body needs to rid semen only after +/- 75 days. I don't think it's so much that sperm get deformed, but that they just die of old age...

hey....laugh it away...enjoy a fine father son laugh.....maybe not now...but someday....u can bet he will never forget it......

Well, just thank goodness it was your son! He will at least be somewhat understanding, being a dude and all. Have a father/ son laugh is a great idea, when the time is right.

I was caught by my mom when I was like 15 or so... Luckily I wasn't quite finished yet, and very quickly covered up with a blanket... She never said a word...

It might have been a couple of things

The type of porn you were looking at

Saw your boner/face

is thinking about the times you have caught him... thus the laughter

btw how old is he... it might have been really awkward and maybe you do need to bring it up if he is young

^That was my first thought..how old is your son?

If he was 6, I have no idea what to tell you.

If he was 13+, I can understand why he giggled.."Been there, Done that, Got the jizz soaked T-Shirt".
If that's the case, just bring it up casually when you guys are alone and just make an off-the-cuff comment like.."You cool with me?".
Just take it from there maybe...

Big deal. I think your son is old enough to know what is going on (he walks in at 2 AM)... The giggles might be from the thoughts he had (hey, my dad also jacks-off).

He'll remember it and maybe, just maybe, he'll bring it up at a family reunion... ;-)

Since he walked in a 2 a.m. I assume he's in his late teens or older. Why does it feel awkward that he caught you doing what virtually all guys do? Do you not have a close relationship?

I agree with pablo59's approach--don't make a big deal out of it.

one flashing lightning and thunderstorm, in the very early hours.
I was 15 and jerking off, standing on my head (as you do when your fifteen and in private arching and groaning)
on my bed with my feet up on the wall, naked, when suddenly my mum just walked in to check the rain wasn't coming in my windows!
fell in a heap, tried to explain I was doing exercise, she left. after mentioning windows..
she was pretty naieve, believe me, but as you can imagine I died.
next day had to steal my older brothers "chest expander" and brought up subject to her with a made up a lame excuse about don't tell him I borrowed it, to do exercises... Very awkward.
(I reckon it's hard to get a really special moment like that with lightning flashing and you don't expect to be interrupted, at like 2 am, especially with thunder to disguise your ecstatic groanings.)

T'was the night of the Melbourne Cup, a horse race/public holiday, we celebrate here, it's known as the horse race that stops the Nation . . every year I remember it ( and not the horse race !)



Oh...and how could I forget.....

in my 40's and staying overnight with mum,
a widow in her 80's,
after a days gardening I took an evening/dinnertime shower,
chance of privacy,
light on,
blinds pulled down,
the stall with shower curtain pulled back,
standing naked,
wet,
water running behind me,

legs spread,
knees bent,
jerking with frothing conditioner,
facing the mirrored medicine cabinet,
above the basin,
between the two blinded windows,

when one blind just flew up of its own accord,
all the way...

FUCK WHAT TO DO !!!!!!

Instantly I hit the floor. then slithered up out of sight to pull the blind down, as discretely and quickly as possible

one image stuck with me from that brief moment.

over the fence,
up the hill in full view,
one of mums friends,
a neighbour was standing her fucking kitchen sink/window !!!!!!

You ought to be able to talk about that anyways. I talk about it with my nephew when he stays over. He's almost 25, but going on 15. Spends three times longer in the shower than I do. Ask him to go out in the backyard (night time) and jerk off beforehand so as not to waste all that energy and water. And hair and cum do not mix well in the shower drain.

I thought grown men masturbating was just some lame plot device that Hollywood cooked up (American Beauty). I guess it happens in the real world after all.

shaguar;bt16856 said:

I guess it happens in the real world after all.

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Uh,... Yep!

According to articles I've read, shaguar, it's common even among guys who are getting laid as often as they can handle. Apparently it's just a different impulse.

It may be you who is unusual, like a guy I knew in college (and have rarely thought of again in the intervening 4 decades) who claimed, apparently sincerely, not to like jerking off.