oooh...a blog!

I don't need another blog. I really don't. But, I'll use this one, anyway.

I'll use it to discuss the sex I will NOT be having. I've cut two penises off and I am going on a penis hiatus. Sex is lovely (and sex with a big penis is really lovely), but from now on, the big penis MUST be indirectly attached to an impressive mind.

And, not impressive in a "bad" way.

"Look, mommy! He's stoooopid."