3000 posts

[D_alex8]

And I'm blonde everywhere you'd expect
me to be!

Nice, erm... eyebrows, windy!

 

[GoneA]

Actually you're just a whore. Assume the position.

Y E S !!!!!

*buys lube* *assumes position*

 

[windtalkerways]

Nice, erm... eyebrows, windy!

I can see what that little blue face
is thinking this time, Alex! :tongue:

 

[madame_zora]

Now, THAT'S more like it! We post whores have to throw our own parties, don't we? :wink: I brought some party favors.

*strips Sorcerer, squirts baby oil on him, ties his wrists with strips of spandex and throws him on rubber mat*

Let's get him, guys!

 

[Lex]

*takes off his harness and jumps in head first!


I'm SOOO Muthafucking there!!

 

[Webster]

Sincere congratulations to the LPSG Golden Boy

 

[GoneA]

*takes off his harness and jumps in head first!


I'm SOOO Muthafucking there!!

**NOTICE TO LEX***

Lex, they just sent this notice down from upstate, but, apparently, you can't join this nascent flesh pile. It appears you aren't post whorish enough.


**OH WELL, tears notice ups, and jumps on top of Lex**:biggrin1::tongue:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

@Lex: GRRRRRR!
@Zora: The slicker, the better!
@Windy: I played Soccer, the frame is genetic, the rest from the gym and that shirt is BULKY.
@Alex: I'll do almost anything for you but not that.
@GoneA: I love young, tight little asses.

 

[Lex]

@ GoneA--I'M the Daddy with you BOY!! I make the rules. DROP your undies!

@ Sorceror--WOOOF!!! I'm gonna peel your underwear off with my teeth. Shall I be your boy or sir to start? (we will flip these roles, sexy).

@ Zora--please squirt some oil on me dear--I will be needing it to get in the mood.

Alex8, BBB2.5, JeffBlack--please make sure your bottoms are prepared for rimming and plowing. It's gonna be a LONG night.

 

[Pappy]

Well whoop ti fucking doo

 

[novice_btm]

I blew past that one. It's official, I have no fucking life.

Are you kidding? Thanks to you, i started having my spontaneous orgasms. I've never been the same. :wink:

 

[Chuck64]

I just have to say I love the new avatar and gallery picture... but does this mean you're now unemployed and divorced?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Well whoop ti fucking doo

If you're gonna stand there and stare, you've gotta strip.

 

[GoneA]

If you're gonna stand there and stare, you've gotta strip.

i most certainly agree

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

congrats, postwhore. )

 

[Matthew]

And to think I've read every got-damn one of 'em. :wink:

 

[windtalkerways]

Ahhhh...soccer butt and thighs...

And you look like Troy Donahue
more than ever! :smile:

ETA: I didn't know you'd added more pix...
slim... and you never mentioned to us about
the collagen in your lips!

 

[novice_btm]

Ahhhh...soccer butt and thighs...

And you look like Troy Donahue
more than ever! :smile:

WHOA!!!! BACK up! Where are his thighs displayed? I mean, feeling them wrapped around the head is ONE thing, but SEEING them??? :wink:

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

I don't know If I should congratulate you or not. 3000 posts of cybersex?. I will say this though, I'm loving the new avatar. Untill now I just had to fantasize about the rest of you body beyond your face. While the others bend over for you head under heels, I'll take a walk over to the next thread. Have fun.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I don't know If I should congratulate you or not. 3000 posts of cybersex?. I will say this though, I'm loving the new avatar. Untill now I just had to fantasize about the rest of you body beyond your face. While the others bend over for you head under heels, I'll take a walk over to the next thread. Have fun.

Whyyyyyy are you so mean to me???