A Few Quickies

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Pappy, Jul 16, 2005.

  1. Pappy

    Pappy Member

    Apr 5, 2004
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    Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
    A: A genealogist looks up the family tree, and a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

    Q: What do Disney World and VIAGRA have in common?
    A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

    Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
    A: A pick pocket snatches watches.

    Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
    A: It's not hard.

    Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or a redhead?
    A: The blonde -- she's eighteen.

    Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
    A: Because it might lead to dancing.

    Q: What is the difference between women and computers?
    A: A woman will not take a 3.50 inch floppy.

    Q: What's the difference between a CATHOLIC wife and a JEWISH wife?
    A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

    Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
    A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
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