Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist? A: A genealogist looks up the family tree, and a gynecologist looks up the family bush. Q: What do Disney World and VIAGRA have in common? A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride. Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A: A pick pocket snatches watches. Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? A: It's not hard. Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or a redhead? A: The blonde -- she's eighteen. Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up? A: Because it might lead to dancing. Q: What is the difference between women and computers? A: A woman will not take a 3.50 inch floppy. Q: What's the difference between a CATHOLIC wife and a JEWISH wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed? A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.