A Few Quickies

Pappy

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Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree, and a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Q: What do Disney World and VIAGRA have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches.

Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.

Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or a redhead?
A: The blonde -- she's eighteen.

Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.

Q: What is the difference between women and computers?
A: A woman will not take a 3.50 inch floppy.

Q: What's the difference between a CATHOLIC wife and a JEWISH wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.