Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree, and a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Q: What do Disney World and VIAGRA have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches.
Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or a redhead?
A: The blonde -- she's eighteen.
Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.
Q: What is the difference between women and computers?
A: A woman will not take a 3.50 inch floppy.
Q: What's the difference between a CATHOLIC wife and a JEWISH wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree, and a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Q: What do Disney World and VIAGRA have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches.
Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or a redhead?
A: The blonde -- she's eighteen.
Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.
Q: What is the difference between women and computers?
A: A woman will not take a 3.50 inch floppy.
Q: What's the difference between a CATHOLIC wife and a JEWISH wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.