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A woman walking down the sidewalk passes a storefront window full of clocks and goes inside the shop.
Id like to buy a clock, please, she tells the old gentleman inside.
Im sorry, but I dont sell clocks, he answers.
But I really need a new clock, the lady persisted.
Im sorry, but I dont sell clocks, he repeated.
But the clock I want is right there in your window!
Lady, for the last time I dont sell clocks! Im a mohel.
So why do you have clocks in the window?
The old man shrugged and asked So what should I have in the window??
Id like to buy a clock, please, she tells the old gentleman inside.
Im sorry, but I dont sell clocks, he answers.
But I really need a new clock, the lady persisted.
Im sorry, but I dont sell clocks, he repeated.
But the clock I want is right there in your window!
Lady, for the last time I dont sell clocks! Im a mohel.
So why do you have clocks in the window?
The old man shrugged and asked So what should I have in the window??