A reasonable question

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    A woman walking down the sidewalk passes a storefront window full of clocks and goes inside the shop.

    “I’d like to buy a clock, please,” she tells the old gentleman inside.

    “I’m sorry, but I don’t sell clocks,” he answers.

    “But I really need a new clock,” the lady persisted.

    “I’m sorry, but I don’t sell clocks,” he repeated.

    “But the clock I want is right there in your window!’

    “Lady, for the last time – I don’t sell clocks! I’m a mohel.”

    “So why do you have clocks in the window?”

    The old man shrugged and asked – “So what should I have in the window??”
     
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