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Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by THEDUDEofDestiny, Apr 12, 2010.
YouTube - "Bitches Ain't Shit" Ben Folds
Hey I wrote a song for the ladies too!
Like to hear it? Here it goes!
Ohh baby, you got so much class and I just love your sass.
Not to mention that nice, fat ass.
I think you know what I mean...
So bend over and point the bean!
And then spread them legs so I can get up in between!
*pound pound pound*
And now you get on your knees and I to my feet...stick out your tongue and...
SKEET SKEET SKEET!
Thank you thank you! I'll be here all week.
Here's another. Like to hear it? Here it goes.
Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me
And do your job
First find a mate
Then find a place
3rd find a bag...
To hide the whole face
Mushroom is my name
Pussy is my game
Let's call the boys
Let's run a train
FMH you are trying to steal my board persona and sucking at it
Only thing I'm sucking...is yo mama's titties, playa.
yeah we'll see who is laughing when she gives you the clap
Ya mama's so fat...
After sex, I roll over twice...
AND I'M STILL ON THE BITCH
No but seriously, if you're gonna sprain your vagina I'll stay out of your threads.
Nah! Just kidding.
sometimes i love having a college degree and a professional job. this is one of those times
Just imagine having both of those things plus wit and a sense of humor....and living where people vacation.
It doesn't suck.
Calm down home skillet! I'm only playing with you...but if you really want to fight on the internet...fine but you won't win.
to be honest i want to combine forces and be board bros, but you are 10% gay and a lot of the threads here indicate that you will just be trying to turn me
Hahahha fair enough. But I only put 10% because...well this site is basically about dicks so I felt it sorta necessary.
I find it funny when the 100% straight guys spend most of their time in show off going "nice dick, bro.".
I'll finish you! You want some too?!
You foos iz dead! Go on nah get!