Hey I wrote a song for the ladies too! Like to hear it? Here it goes! Ohh baby, you got so much class and I just love your sass. Not to mention that nice, fat ass. I think you know what I mean... So bend over and point the bean! And then spread them legs so I can get up in between! *pound pound pound* And now you get on your knees and I to my feet...stick out your tongue and... SKEET SKEET SKEET! Thank you thank you! I'll be here all week.
Here's another. Like to hear it? Here it goes. Slob on my knob Like corn on the cob Check in with me And do your job First find a mate Then find a place 3rd find a bag... To hide the whole face Mushroom is my name Pussy is my game Let's call the boys Let's run a train Fin
Ya mama's so fat... After sex, I roll over twice... AND I'M STILL ON THE BITCH No but seriously, if you're gonna sprain your vagina I'll stay out of your threads. Nah! Just kidding.
Just imagine having both of those things plus wit and a sense of humor....and living where people vacation. It doesn't suck. Calm down home skillet! I'm only playing with you...but if you really want to fight on the internet...fine but you won't win.
to be honest i want to combine forces and be board bros, but you are 10% gay and a lot of the threads here indicate that you will just be trying to turn me
Hahahha fair enough. But I only put 10% because...well this site is basically about dicks so I felt it sorta necessary. *shrug* I find it funny when the 100% straight guys spend most of their time in show off going "nice dick, bro.".
