Aaron Thread?

Imagine posting the first photo unironically. I mean, come on. It looks like a bad "Zoolander" parody.

Don't you love her outfit? The collarless shirt that is cut down the middle so you can see her tits and abs plus the chain. Bet you don't see this in Peoria.
 
Also, what are they holding? It looks like a tiny black purse. I'm not wannabe Eurotrashy enough to figure out what it is if it's not that.

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Edit: Also circling his visible belly, because I know he'd appreciate that.

I don't anything about what is trendy fashion but what exactly is Aaron wearing? Is that one single piece of clothing? And is he wearing shoes or sneakers?
 
Don't you love her outfit? The collarless shirt that is cut down the middle so you can see her tits and abs plus the chain. Bet you don't see this in Peoria.
You wouldn’t see this outfit in Peoria or even Washington, D.C.! Aaron’s sense of fashion having gone full-on gay is gaudy and tacky.