Actual Experience with Celeb Cock

One of the best-looking actors in slightly alternative films, mentioned fairly often on various threads. Agree with others not to use the names, though. Interesting Rupert Everett not very hung, he's gotten pretty silly anyway.
 
About 25 years ago I worked in Room Service at a hotel in Chicago. Warren Beaty was staying with us and I brought him dinner one night, he opened the door wearing nothing but a towel. He was on the phone so he just motioned for me to set things up on the dining room table while he stood there talking on the phone.

Not an actual cock sighting, but I did get a pretty nice look at the bulge in the towel.
 
Been lurking on this thread for a while and okay, I'll offer a bite.

Backstage after the People's Choice Awards 2 years ago I saw Matthew McConaughey's cock.

I was in the men's room when Matthew (who was roaring drunk) literally stumbled in with his boys (the only one I recognized was Cole Hauser). The awards were held at USC, and the toilets have no dividers, not that Matthew cared.

I was already uncomfortable because it felt like a bunch of frat boys had appeared. I was washing my hands while I noticed Matthew undoing his pants half-way to the urinals. There was a lot of carousing going on behind me, and while I was drying my hands with paper towels I hear a yell, "Hey! Boy!"

I looked over and there was Matthew McConaughey facing me, pants to his ankles, fully on display.

"You see that? That's a movie star's cock."

I was so uncomfortable and beside myself I didn't know what to say. So I just said, "It's very nice." And then I turned around and left, to a roar of laughter.

When I was driving home that night I called my writing partner, I was still freaked out - I've been around celebrity types a lot, but nothing like that. I kinda felt violated. I was like, "I don't even like Matthew McConaughey. I don't think I've been able to sit through a single movie of his...." I relayed the story to my writing partner... oh how I wish he was in my head when it happened... his response was, "What you should have done was drop your pants and say, 'See that? That's a struggling screenwriters cock."

Even though I'm clearly just a few years younger than him I won't even get into him calling me "boy."

And since I know I'm going to be asked: perfectly average flaccid, cut


You should have said: "That's funny, I thought it would be bigger in person."
 
I gave Rupert Everett a blow job in a sex club in London...highly disapointing he looked really rough and had a tiny little cock..still i sucked on it for a bit..
Most of you guys seem to be American so you may not know him, but I also sucked off Jimmy Sommerville the Scottish singer. He's not much more than 5feet tall but had a gorgeous long fat cock and low hanging balls, probably a bit more than 9 inches. He had just taken a piss so it was a bit smelly but i Loved it ;)

I would never have guessed Jimmy has a big cock. Anyone got any pics of it?
 
Of course, Lassie was really male not a bitch. He was in drag - sort of. They taped his penis against his belly and hid it in his fur. Maybe he stayed in character and didn't cock his leg to pee.
 
At an Astor Piazzola concert. Beacon teather in NY. Bono took a pee next to me. Nothing worth to mention. besides he is small less than average in looks dpt
 
You should have said: "That's funny, I thought it would be bigger in person."

This is why I need some sort of LSPG feed into my brain. I still rest on my writing partner's suggestion that I drop my pants and say "See this? That's a struggling screenwriter's cock."

But your suggestion Sklar, is a close second.
 
about 4 or 5 years back while I was at Sundance Film Festival, I was pissing in a bathroom, glanced at the guys penis next to me in the urinal and thought WOW...look up to see his face and it was Tommy Lee (not that I was into him) he caught me and I just said "wassup!" I know my face was red.

That same film festival week, I hooked up with some 2nd (or 3rd) rate actor that was rolling and we fooled around.
 
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I can't believe I've never posted this. It happened about a year ago. OK, I didn't really "see" too much of it, but I sure felt it. :redface: (No not THAT way, you pervs. :tongue: ) I had no idea who this guy was, but he was really hot, and very sweet, and came up to me wanting to try on a kilt (I was helping out, selling Utilikilts at the time). So, I was snapping up the front, and giving myself something to push against, I put my hand up under the kilt, and didn't mean to, but brushed against his cock. I was embarassed, and apologized, but he said it was OK, laughed, and then started encouraging me to get more of a feel. I couldn't just mess around with him under there, right in front of people walking by, but I definitely got to play with it a bit. He was really nice. He asked me my name. I told him. I asked him his, and he just looked at me, a little surprised, then gave this huge grin and said, "I'm Jason. Great to meet you." He told me that a kilt would be cool, especially with the snaps when he was "dancing", so I figured that he was a go-go dancer at some bar.

It wasn't until about an hour later, when I walked past this HUGE banner saying "Just Us Boys", announcing that Jason Hawke was making an appearance that day (I was working a friend's booth, at a diversity event), with him posing on it, that I saw the guy that I'd just felt. I later asked a friend of mine if he'd ever heard of him, and my friend just laughed his head off and said to me, "WOW! You really weren't kidding when you said you had NO CLUE about gay porn. If you Google him, you'll probably get a couple hundred thousand hits. So, wait, you felt him? Like FELT him, felt him?"

Anyway, very nice guy, great body, hot nice handful of meat.
 
^^^AAAAAH!!!! Shut up! I looove Jason Hawke...you lucky bitch.
I think he was shocked, and pretty intrigued, that I had absolutely no idea who he was. :tongue:

Anyway, like a said, very personable, and seemed like a decent guy. Did I mention that he was hot? :tongue::tongue::tongue:
 
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