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Hi LPSG community,

Long story short, I've had some severe confidence issues since puberty, and it's been pretty debilitating in the relationship arena. Despite a few clues, I never once, until recently, considered that my penis was larger than average. I found standard condoms horribly difficult to roll on. I struggled wearing briefs. I plugged my stats into those websites that tell you your percentile. But still, when I look at my dick in the mirror, on my body, it seems pretty average. Small, even. Maybe it's some sort of body dysmorphia. In any case, I'm not as huge as a lot of you guys, but I'm starting to consider myself in the 'above average' camp.

I took a bath the other day for sinus issues, and it's hard for me to NOT get turned on in the tub. I whipped out my camera, too, and later started sprucing up the photos as best I could. The whole process has been gratifying on many levels. Most days of the week I consider myself too skinny and too hairy, with an average sized wiener. But lately, I'm feeling myself, and now I'm here. Hello!

I also filled this out:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Every time I try to measure myself soft I get a semi, so I can't really tell you that. It varies anyway. Sometimes it's hysterically small and sometimes it impresses me. I'm 6.5" x 5.5" hard.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
No, but that's a sampling problem.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I think 6.75-7" would be ideal. To me, that's bona fide big. But I'm learning to consider myself big, and I'm happy with that.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
I mean, whether it's right or wrong or justified or not, society values a large penis. Just knowing that you're in the top percentile of men in the locker room, or that you're probably bigger than your partners' previous partners, are all confidence boosters. I would say wearing some underwear is problematic. That's the immediate con that comes to my mind.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I'm pretty thin, so I'm constantly struggling with briefs. There's a conflict between general waist/leg fit and being roomy enough for my junk. Boxer briefs have that extra material down the legs and surrounding the crotch, so there's more to give but still be contained, you know?

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
6.75"-7" hard. I'd like to be longer and thicker soft, for sure. I don't know what a good number is.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
I'm too scared of getting caught examining the guys in the locker room / gym showers, so it's pretty much eyes forward all the time. If I could get away with it, I'd definitely size them up.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I'm positive when I was in my early 20s I measured 7", but I think I was mistaken. When I'm super horny I get over 6.5" by just a little bit.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
I'm not sure I know what this means, so probably not.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No. :( Can I still hang out here?

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No!

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Probably?

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6'3", size 12.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I don't think I have a big nose. My hands are thin, like the rest of me, but I think I have long fingers. Interestingly, the size of my dick is the same as the very tip of my thumb to the very tip of my first (pointer) finger when fully extended out like an "L." I've always wondered if all guys measured similarly.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
I'm a quarter Italian.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
From my dick? No. I would enjoy the attention.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
I wish. I don't think I'm all that impressive flaccid. I also don't think anyone would say anything at my gym.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I do not think I have porn star characteristics, but on a moral level, I'd have no qualms doing porn for money.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
I'm biased from reading statistical averages. I'll say small is under 5", average is 5"-6.5", and 6.5"+ is big.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
No, lol.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
If I sat at the edge of the chair, sure?

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
I haven't ran nude... ever? That I remember?

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
One of the first clues that I was "big" was when I struggled to slide on a standard condom. I use Skyn Elite Large and they're a nice fit for my girth.

Nice to meet you all!
 

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Welcome! We value you for who you are, so feel comfortable at LPSG. I would say it is your height that makes you feel like you have a small one at times. Body size definitely affects the perception, especially if you are looking in a mirror. Enjoy the site and have fun!