amazing dick

[Godefried]

i found this huge one on a site called:
www.clubs.nl/community/default.asp?clubid=348276 Go to forum page 2 and choose vragen sexrubriek 1


it is about halfway the page, his name is Mick,he is a student and is 26 years.

Unfortunately i dont know how to post a photo in this forum. Maybe somebody can do it.

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

What language do I find "forums" in?

 

[D_alex8]

After clicking on 'forums', it tells me I need to be signed up at the site to get to that page.

Je bent niet bekend als gebruiker van Clubs, klik op log in om jezelf bekend te maken. Indien je nog geen lid bent van deze club kun je vervolgens op aanmelden klikken om lid te worden van deze club.

 

[Godefried]

o sorry, but you have to register yourself to go to the membersections. Registration is free. Go to www.clubs.nl choose "wat is clubs" en then you can register(registreren in dutch) yourself by filling in a mailadress and password (wachtwoord in dutch).
Sorry but this a dutch site and that is no easy to understand for foreigners.
Succes with it.

 

[D_alex8]

This is the picture in question; he says he's a law student from Maastricht and that his cock is 16cm flaccid (approx. 6.25") and 30cm hard (approx. 12").

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

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[Godefried]

This is the picture in question; he says he's a law student from Maastricht and that his cock is 16cm flaccid (approx. 6.25") and 30cm hard (approx. 12").

Thank you Alex for posting that pic. Do you understand some dutch ? I believe you are from Germany ?

 

[D_alex8]

Thank you Alex for posting that pic. Do you understand some dutch ? I believe you are from Germany ?

Yes, I've just done a rough translation of what he wrote.. his words not mine, I hasten to add, due to the racist content of the second paragraph!! I think we're in the realms of fantasy-land personally, though. :wink:

Excuse the odd font, as I copy & pasted the original from the forum there, and then typed my translation on top of it. Apologies for any errors, my Dutch isn't great. :redface:

Dear Yvonne,

I have a big problem - my penis! My member measures 16cm flaccid and grows to 30cm when hard! Lots of my fellow female students with whom I wanted to fuck have only been able to suck me, and nothing else. I can get about 15cm of my monster dick inside some girls, but after that it's really tricky to get any deeper inside their cunts!. They say it's too big! Another problem is that condoms don't fit me and I have to use kingsize ones, which you can't get everywhere. When I do manage to cum, I shoot a lot... at least, more than my friends do. I once measured how much in a beer glass, and there was 20 Millilitres in all; a good 6 table-spoons. My roomie has much smaller balls and couldn't spunk more than 2 table-spoons' worth. We had a competition to see who could shoot the most.

The last few one night stands I had were with black girls, and they wanted it in them as deep as possible. Since my dick is long, thick and somewhat curved, the dark chicks said I was able to hit their g-spot and give them a vaginal orgasm. I can only achieve this with black girls, but later in life, I want to have a white girlfriend or wife. That would be better for my career as a lawyer, at least that's what my parents and university friends say. Most of the guys at uni have seen my dick at least once in the showers after soccer. Their reaction: wow, that's awesome, I wish mine was like that. But they can't imagine what problems it causes to your sex life. Yvonne, can you give me some advice?

 

[B_IanTheTall]

To have made the photoshopping any more obvious he would have had to put the adobe logo in the pic...

 

[50%more]

Thank you for translating Alex, I found that quite humurous. Especially this part.

"the dark chicks said I was able to hit their g-spot and give them a vaginal orgasm."

As if all black women react exactly the same to the same stimulus. This is either meant to be funny or the guy is way too dull minded to become a lawyer.

Perhaps it was the same black chick for all these one night stands, only he thinks it has been different women.

 

[Wonderboy]

Looks real enough to me...hehe. Real enough for the net anyway. Cool shape though.

 

[B_Stronzo]

real or otherwise it's perfectly vile looking

alex? Your dedictation to the betterment of this site never ceases to leave me humbled (a human trait from which I suffer only sporadically)

 

[derekdenis]

"Yvonne, can you give me some advice?" LOL

 

[D_alex8]

"Yvonne, can you give me some advice?" LOL

Tsk, and why wouldn't an online agony aunt know all about (real or imagined) 12-inch dicks? :biggrin1:

 

[novice_btm]

Um, so should I be more stunned that someone actually posted this and thought anyone would believe it was real, or that the OP found it to be "amazing"?

 

[PinkSteel]

A cock like that, you don't ask if he can self suck, you ask why he ever stopped.

(The story is as believable as the pic.)

 

[jeff black]

is it ONLY 12 inches???


I thought it was 15 easy.:tongue: Fucking people, think veiwers are retarded.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Too bad there's no verbal equivalent to Photoshopping. It was hard for me to decide which was worse, the picture or the text. Amazing is not the word that came to mind.

 

[boxersboy75]

It scares me on many levels.
-B

 

[Gisella]

This is the picture in question; he says he's a law student from Maastricht and that his cock is 16cm flaccid (approx. 6.25") and 30cm hard (approx. 12").

What an ugly fake one...worse than the mascarade fucker brothers...