Symph - I don't know why you obsesss on these things. You can tell me on PM if you like, but frankly, you should be getting out and enjoying pussy rather than remotely diagnosing it. I think pussies prefer that too.
I prefer them bigger so my cunt is reading War & Peace in braille. Just finished Atlas Shrugged, which was good but not quite enough.
I agree with Dolfette about feeling that swelling just before a guy comes, and it is the best part. Even a quarter of an inch can make a difference.
The overheard conversation about the new dildo sounds familiar. I recently purchased a new toy I named "Wade" and I think my old Mr. Pinkie is getting a complex being in the same drawer with him. I now have regular threesomes with both my toys so nobody feels left out.