Animal Instinct

[JohnDoeXXXm]

This is a bit of an off-the-wall question (hey I'm known for those...) but it should be a fun discussion starter if everyone participates...

We've all been to the zoo, or at a farm, or perhaps over at your brother-in-law's house and seen male animals, er, um.... rutt. Big brown bears rub on trees. Neighbor dog humping your leg. Animal husbandry. You know, basic discovery channel stuff right before your kid's eyes.

So the question is- what are the comparisons in our culture? When a guy is super horned up that he's just pulsing with testosterone and he's driven to find relief from his overwhelming obsession at all costs... what does he do?

Saving the one word, smartass replies for another thread, what creative and wild things have you or your buddies done when nature required you to do your primal act of seed spreading? Either when younger, or currently- what's your alternative to getting hand action?

I'll start- when I was growing up as a horny 15-16 year old I used to climb on swing set poles or ropes until total muscle fatigue would set in across my body and I'd have an intense, throbbing cumshot, usually right in my briefs. It's a wonder I never fell!

 

[8060]

I take a quick run in a pair of jeans. I noticed when I was teenager that my dick flopping around in a pair of jeans, sort of tight, fit just right, gives me great wood. Get a quick run under my belt, break a sweat and all that goodness is surrounding my jewels just grindin' away in those jeans...load blown and I get a great exhale in broad daylight. That's my thing. No hands, lol.

 

[killerb]

as an eternally horny teenager, I got pretty creative...

I constructed my own sort of fleshlight using a soft plastic bag wrapped in a towel - I'd put the bag over my lubricated hard dick, wrap the towel around tightly & tie it off...then I'd take the entire apparatus off & put it between 2 pillows...then I'd mount it & hump away until my load was blown!

 

[yugogypsy]

I once went to work a few years back with bruises on my neck from love bites, and my partner said his balls felt bruised, plus I had a tear you-know-where.

We went absolutely animal for two nights!:biggrin2:

Yugo

 

[horneyoldguy]

As a teen I would tell my parents I was going to my room to read and the stip donw and fuck my pillow until I was ready to cum and shoot off in an old gym sock I kept for that purpose and would later dispose with its twin in the dirty clothes.

Now, I go into my home office, strip down, put in porn, edge for a time and then jack off to my heart's content. Afterwards I throw the cum filled tissues in the garbage can next to the desk to be disposed of with the trash.

Gee not much has really changed since I began doing this over 50 years ago.

 

[JohnDoeXXXm]

any college guys walk in on your roommates doing the animal routine?