Another cock contest

[standfest2007]

1 point for every inch of length,

1 point for every inch of girth,

1 point for every lbs. your cock can weightlift,

1 point for every time u can cum within 2 hours.

Here are my points:

1 point for every inch of length: 7

1 point for every inch of girth: 6

1 point for every lbs. your cock can weightlift: 4

1 point for every time u can cum within 2 hours: 5

Totally: 22

Who has more points?

 

[KYJenni]

1 point for every lbs. your cock can weightlift

How on earth do you weight lift?? Is there a special attachment or do you just pile on towels/clothes till it bends the wrong way? Owwww......

 

[standfest2007]

its quite simple: u take a shopping bag, fill some beer or wine (or cola) bottles into it and hang it onto the cock (on the front end!) - and then see how many weight the cock can lift before bending downwards

How on earth do you weight lift?? Is there a special attachment or do you just pile on towels/clothes till it bends the wrong way? Owwww......

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

How on earth do you weight lift?? Is there a special attachment or do you just pile on towels/clothes till it bends the wrong way? Owwww......

Dig it, the suspensory ligaments in your groin'd feel murder if you lifted anything heavy with your dick.

 

[standfest2007]

So what do u call "heavy"?

Dig it, the suspensory ligaments in your groin'd feel murder if you lifted anything heavy with your dick.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

So what do u call "heavy"?

Somehow, holding full beercans, beer bottles/soda cans/bottles or wine in an ordinary plastic shopping bag with your dick seems to fit the bill, perfectly, dontcha think?

 

[standfest2007]

it's a tough guys' game - just try what u can do ...

Somehow, holding full beercans, beer bottles/soda cans/bottles or wine in an ordinary plastic shopping bag with your dick seems to fit the bill, perfectly, dontcha think?

 

[HOLLYWOOD29]

stupid contest.....im ubeatable

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

it's a tough guys' game - just try what u can do ...

Sure! if you'll be glad to explain to my urologist why I strained my groin that is.
and BTW, since when is dickweightlifting been considered the prerequisite for machismo/tough guy status?

 

[KYJenni]

Sure! if you'll be glad to explain to my urologist why I strained my groin that is.
and BTW, since when is dickweightlifting been considered the prerequisite for machismo/tough guy status?

Cause the guys who can lift petite women with just the might of their cocks get all the girls

 

[standfest2007]

Great explanation - thanx, KYJenni! :biggrin1:

Cause the guys who can lift petite women with just the might of their cocks get all the girls

 

[Knight Attrition]

Trojan Olympics

It just seemed appropriate for this thread.

 

[flaming infinity]

Actually, cock weight lifting would probably build up the pc muscles, resulting in stronger orgasms. :wink:

 

[Spermy]

Actually, cock weight lifting would probably build up the pc muscles, resulting in stronger orgasms. :wink:

Yeah, but who wants to shoot their partner across the room??

 

[ddazndd]

do the winner get anything?

 

[transformer_99]

its quite simple: u take a shopping bag, fill some beer or wine (or cola) bottles into it and hang it onto the cock (on the front end!) - and then see how many weight the cock can lift before bending downwards

I guess I'm going to have to take a "0" for the penis curls contest and make up for points somewhere else in the competition. Anyone else got 22 points beat, so they don't have to do the weightlifting event ? :biggrin1:

 

[transformer_99]

Sure! if you'll be glad to explain to my urologist why I strained my groin that is.
and BTW, since when is dickweightlifting been considered the prerequisite for machismo/tough guy status?

I suggest we add a competition/category, we let an NFL punter kick your penix without a cup, if you can still get yourself up off the ground under your own power in under 15 minutes, you get another point.

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

421 points for me

 

[D_alex8]

421 points for me

Does dangling cigarbabe from your cock and using her to weightlift really count, though?

 

[Principessa]

Yeah, but who wants to shoot their partner across the room??

ROTFLMAO :biggrin1:

Does dangling cigarbabe from your cock and using her to weightlift really count, though?

Yes, it does. :tongue: