Another cock contest

standfest2007

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1 point for every inch of length,

1 point for every inch of girth,

1 point for every lbs. your cock can weightlift,

1 point for every time u can cum within 2 hours.

Here are my points:

1 point for every inch of length: 7

1 point for every inch of girth: 6

1 point for every lbs. your cock can weightlift: 4

1 point for every time u can cum within 2 hours: 5

Totally: 22

Who has more points?
 
its quite simple: u take a shopping bag, fill some beer or wine (or cola) bottles into it and hang it onto the cock (on the front end!) - and then see how many weight the cock can lift before bending downwards :cool:

How on earth do you weight lift?? Is there a special attachment or do you just pile on towels/clothes till it bends the wrong way? Owwww......
 
Sure! if you'll be glad to explain to my urologist why I strained my groin that is.
and BTW, since when is dickweightlifting been considered the prerequisite for machismo/tough guy status?:confused:

Cause the guys who can lift petite women with just the might of their cocks get all the girls
 
its quite simple: u take a shopping bag, fill some beer or wine (or cola) bottles into it and hang it onto the cock (on the front end!) - and then see how many weight the cock can lift before bending downwards :cool:

I guess I'm going to have to take a "0" for the penis curls contest and make up for points somewhere else in the competition. Anyone else got 22 points beat, so they don't have to do the weightlifting event ? :biggrin1:
 
Sure! if you'll be glad to explain to my urologist why I strained my groin that is.
and BTW, since when is dickweightlifting been considered the prerequisite for machismo/tough guy status?:confused:

I suggest we add a competition/category, we let an NFL punter kick your penix without a cup, if you can still get yourself up off the ground under your own power in under 15 minutes, you get another point. :eek: