Anyone have a good crotch-grabbing story?

[bld_64]

Anyone care to share a good real-life crotch grabbing story? I'll go first:


Last weekend I visited a strip club in Niagara Falls, Canada. Lots of great-looking women dancing on a long stage and offering lap dances in semi-private booths. I over-indulged with a really hot Hungarian girl.

Afterwards, maybe an hour later, I'm having a beer, leaning with my back against the bar, watching a smoking-hot blonde in a schoolgirl outfit peel off her top on stage. I am really into the show, fully hard, my dick down my right pant leg, but its rather dark in the room and I doubt anyone is noticing me.

My Hungarian girl and another dancer go strolling slowly by. The Hungarian makes eye contact and smiles, then says "Hey, you're still here." As she is walking past she casually drags her hand lightly across my thighs, unintentionally making contact with my erection.

She takes another step, stops, turns slightly, reaches back and gives my cock a gentle squeeze. Then she says something I can't hear to the other dancer, who then comes over, gives my dick another squeeze, and then says, "Wow, it's big." The other dancer then tries to hit me up for a lap dance but I politely decline because at this point I am on the verge of shooting a load down my pant leg.

OK, your turn...

 

[NiceDude]

Hot story, a druk straight guy recently grabbed my crotch at a party and although I liked the attention I somehow thought it was pretty rude too! haha.

 

[Yorkie]

In high school a girl and her friend began sitting next to me in one of my classes.She would always find some reason to reach across the desk and "accidentaly" her hand would brush across my trouser bulge as she did so.
One day I suspected they had something planned because they sat one on each side of me.About ten minutes into the lesson she leaned across as if she was going to talk to her friend and she grabbed my cock harder than it had ever been grabbed before!
At 16 just being next to these two was enough to give me a semi so she had plenty to get hold of and I nearly launched into space!
The teacher looked over so I had to pretend I'd dropped a book on the floor while the two girls were having fits of giggles.
A short time later the second girl decided to have a feel too but she was a lot gentler and I was prepared for anything at that point.I spent the rest of the lesson waiting for my erection to subside. :smile:

 

[mex-8]

wel to me its mostly at the night clubs, i always let the girl put her botty on it and right off the bat, they can tell there is some serious meat in that area, thi sone time , this real hot latina was checking me out, we hit the dance floor and we start to grind, she feels my lump on her waist, she is all smiles looking at me dead in the eye , she reaches down and cups my balls and cradles it on her forearm, she said, "Que Brutos eres" what a brut you are, weird but hot!

 

[borntohula]

Lol ive got a few stories but this one is the one that makes me laugh. I was on a bus with my girlfriend a few years ago and she was givin me a few naughty stares and signals, I was standing to it was pretty obvious to everyone on the bus that i was hapy about something. The bus came to a stop and some people got off the bus when some 60 year old woman walked past, grabbed it, squeesed and then walked off with a smile o her face i was in shock and my girlfriend didnt even notice. I wasnt sure whether to be offended or complimented! Still i find it funny now :redface:

 

[Professor_Chaos]

An ex of mine when I got with her the first time, she was convinced I was lying about my cock size, so she then reached in and just said the words 'OH MY GOD'. Must say its a nice little ego boost.

Cheers
CHAOS

 

[MovingForward]

This didnt happen to me but a friend of mine. I was taking him out to a club, and we were about to walk in, but there were people walking out. So the guy steps back so we can walk into the club, but as my friend is walking in , the guy starts to walk out, so they have to turn sideways. I knew immediately what the guy was up to. When i got inside, I asked my friend " did that guy grab you" and he was like yeah. I just laughed cause my first time at this club, the same thing happened to me, but a different guy.

 

[SpeedoGuy]

So I'm at the August 1989 music and arts festival in Galway, Ireland. The weather is unusually warm and the streets are literally crammed with cheerful, inebriated partiers. Music is playing and beer is flowing as I join the crowd and I am soon absorbed into a throng of humans creeping down the cobbled streets. Thousands are densely packed together on the streets like riders on the fabled subways of Tokyo. I can't even move my arms due to the presence of human bodies pressing in on either of me. Its a bit frightening actually to be trapped like this.

Suddenly I feel a hand from behind reach between the legs of my shorts and fasten carefully on my 'nads. I can hear giggling female Irish voices cackling and chattering behind me but the crowd is pressing so tight I can't even turn to see who's groping me. The hand gives me a few gentle caresses and then is replaced by another. Comments (complimentary) about my anatomy ensue. Still I can't turn around to see and so I endure (pleasureably) the sensation. It lasted a few more minutes before the crowd thinned enough for me to turn around but I really never was able to identify the perps. :smile:

 

[jody]

in 03 i had a gay friend in vegas, i went to his birthday party at his apartment, met his friends, one was a good looking mexican woman. around 10PM we all went to a gay bar called "Goodtimes" which seems to be closed now. anyway i talked to this girl and other gay guys to be social. lots of disappointed gays as always when they learn i'm straight.

a few hours later, i'm standing against the wall with a beer, watching my silly gay friend dance with other gays, they're getting crazy and grabbing each other and i start laughing, the mexican woman comes over and asks

"What's so funny?"

"I think my friend is about to massage some guys balls!"

"Want me to massage your balls?"

uh, yeah.

 

[jumper2007]

I was at a xmas party this past xmas with some coworkers and I was talking to a guy that i work with and his wife. They were both pretty tipsy and while i was telling them a funny story the wife just reaches out and grabs my cock and gives it a squeeze. She smiles and says very nice, honey you check it out, and my coworker reaches down and gives it a squeeze also. Only he held on to it a bit longer than his wife did.

I was in total shock and surprise. I just paused for a second and kept telling my story like nothing happened. A couple of seconds later we were joined by some other people at the party that didn't see what had just happened. And everything went back to normal. Nothing was ever said of it. But i would catch my buddy checking out my crotch at work often. He would just smile and look away.

He has since gone to work at another company and we only keep up by instant messages and email.

 

[quercusone]

I had lunch with hot lil honey yesterday. After lunch, we were standing by our cars saying buy and I got a semi. She looked down at it, stepped over to me, and gave it a squeeze......Have Mercy!!

 

[Wrat]

I was at a pool party last year and I was carrying a drink in each hand accross the patio and one of the hot blonde local wives caled me over to talk to her and asked me about my kids and my dog and ex wife and all that, and she'd had a few drinks. She was done talking and when I was about to turn away she reached over and said "hey wait just a minute", like she was going to pull a piece of grass or lint off my belly and she reached down and grabbed my package and gave it a nice squeeze and held it for a few seconds. Then we both started laughing so hard I dropped one of my drinks and I walked away. We never mentioned it to anyone again. Whenever she sees me she grins from ear to ear and snaps her fingers together and looks at my crotch.

She's such a funny girl.

 

[hp7]

Crotch grab stories?

Nope... can't say as I do...

 

[SpeX]

It's intresting how chicks think they're entitled to just grab a guy's crotch,but if a guy were to just grab theirs,they'd scream blood murder.
He'd probably get arrested for sexual assault.

 

[Big Del]

Mine has been grabbed and rubbed more than a few times - the Office Christmas Party is one of the favourite times!

2 years ago a tall blonde asked me to dance then during it grabbed me and muttered the immortal - "fuck, you really are big"

Happy days!

 

[976992]

Riding the bus and it hit a dip and a girl fell over and her hand landed on my package she gave a wide eyed look and said well well gave me a wink and Sat down.

 

[sangheili90]

Riding the bus and it hit a dip and a girl fell over and her hand landed on my package she gave a wide eyed look and said well well gave me a wink and Sat down.

I'm assuming she gave you the courtesy of sitting in your lap.

 

[canon]

Lol ive got a few stories but this one is the one that makes me laugh. I was on a bus with my girlfriend a few years ago and she was givin me a few naughty stares and signals, I was standing to it was pretty obvious to everyone on the bus that i was hapy about something. The bus came to a stop and some people got off the bus when some 60 year old woman walked past, grabbed it, squeesed and then walked off with a smile o her face i was in shock and my girlfriend didnt even notice. I wasnt sure whether to be offended or complimented! Still i find it funny now :redface:

Offended or complimented? Why would you be offended? Seems like you had fun telling the story. Laughter is good.

 

[CUBE]

I go to West Hollywood for Halloween. Get a crotch grab each year. Just another day

 

[sudcalifornio]

i work on at a "meat packing" (no pun intented) factory, there is this lady who grab us our guy's junk saying "lets see what do we have here". She does it in front of everybory, since she does it all the time and the stuff she cooks and bring to us (delicious central american food), we don't care nor report her.

we also have to wear smocks and hair nets because the nature of our work, so every break or lunch time we need to hang our stuff creating the chance of rubbing our junk.