Are Brits bigger?

[John Estes]

I couldn't really find any threads dedicated to this subject before (though I swear I read one before!), so I'll make a new one: do British guys tend to be more hung? I really wouldn't know personally, but it seems like internet porn has made it seem like every British star has a huge dick and those surveys/studies on penis size list England among the top of the list. Is there any truth to this from first-hand experiences or is it just another myth?

 

[D_Doewell Dadong]

Were all huge. Even our rats are bigger, i think its down to years of exposure to blackpudding and liver and onions

 

[Joe7703]

Hahaha nice reply....hmm it's hard to compare really since America is a a bigger country than England. There are some hung guys over here...but there are also hung guys in the US. I don't think there's any amazing difference between them in my opinion.

I think the reason that the UK may be perceived to have large cocks is because we haven't got that many porn companies in comparison with other countries. So the companies we have have men with large cocks, whereas in the US you have a lot of companies where some of them have really large men, and so have fairly average. I think if there is any perceived notion that us Brits have bigger cocks would come from that, if you understood anything i just said?

 

[the_reverend]

i wouldn't think there'd be much of a statistical difference...i imagine all the British guys you're seeing in porn are comparatively more often hung because the hung Brits are the only ones worth shilling out the coin to fly over.

 

[dongalong]

Uk males are quite tall (average UK male is 5'9") which might account for a slightly bigger average size than other countries.

The large number of hung UK members at LPSG might be due to the fact that the official site language is English.

The UK porn industry is quite new, a law was passed allowing the business to become mainstream only a few years ago. So to become competitive with the rest of the world I think that they are quite selective with their pornstars to keep the quality high.

 

[D_Bussbye Bushsticker]

We certainly have our fair share of small dicks too - I suspect there isn't much in it.

 

[B_Artful Dodger]

Americans are generally the decendants of Europeans so they are exactly the same as us... To sum up the threads that have gone before: size does not vary from country to country only slightly between races.

 

[D_Doewell Dadong]

Americans are generally the decendants of Europeans so they are exactly the same as us... To sum up the threads that have gone before: size does not vary from country to country only slightly between races.

No no, were all massive. Infact were all so big that when we go to the toilet we don't shake it afterwards we just kick the fucker

 

[Viking_UK]

I always thought the Dutch were the largest in Europe - or was that the tallest? :wink: Certainly the five largest guys I've ever met were Dutch, Scottish, English, Brazilian and German in descending order.

On the other side of the coin, the smallest ones I've met were from England, Wales, St Kitts, the USA and England in ascending order.

However, I haven't been carrying out a size survey, so it's a relatively small sample and probably skewed, so in no way is it statistically significant. (God, that sounds pompous, doesn't it?)

 

[B_Artful Dodger]

No no, were all massive. Infact were all so big that when we go to the toilet we don't shake it afterwards we just kick the fucker

Jks

 

[Group51]

I can't believe anyone would even entertain the suggestion.

 

[Beppe82]

do British guys tend to be more hung?

Too right! But seriously I wouldn't say there is a bigger average. Like it has already been suggested I think its more to do with the reason that the porn industry are probably just more selective over here, we are very shallow over here lol.

 

[darkhorse72]

Never a truer word said :biggrin1:

 

[B_Captain_Awesome]

statistically brit women are the bustiest on the planet. thats where im moving!

 

[D_Bussbye Bushsticker]

statistically brit women are the bustiest on the planet. thats where im moving!

Don't confuse obese with beautifully curvy and busty

 

[8iG]

studies say that brits are actually rather small

 

[B_MatureHungDad]

ya I heard brits were smaller

 

[Beppe82]

statistically brit women are the bustiest on the planet

hmm well that is certainly one way of looking at.

 

[gymfresh]

It was sort of an accepted fact among my gay US expat friends and frequent visitors to the UK that British men are on average hung somewhat better than Americans. Sure, the US is a big country and you'll find more guys who are hung better, but it's definitely been my experience that the Brits, the Irish, the Dutch, and some other northern Europeans are better-endowed than your average American. But it all varies, obviously. The smallest penis I have ever seen on an adult man -- not the little "button head" type, but rather something resembling half a cigarette -- was in the showers in a central London gym. He had a wedding ring and an English accent, so I assume he was a married Brit. Geez, I still can't get the image out of my head and am happy for him that he found a wife and is comfortable in nude situations. Especially around all those hung Londoners.

It's strange that these cock genes didn't seem to survive the trip across the Atlantic -- or maybe there was just more intermarrying on this side -- since some of my American friends laugh off their modest endowment as "the WASP curse". Go figure. Most of my well-hung American friends (including me) are mutts.

Partly because of our consistent experience meeting and appreciating well-hung and intact Brits, my friends and I adopted an informal motto for sticking with the locals for shags... if a friend eyed up a chappie in Brompton's and he turned out to be another American (a common occurrence in that bar), we'd remind him that "Yanks Don't Yank Yanks". Stick to the locals and share the American boys with the Brits.

 

[B_thickjohnny]

I'm a mutt too - French, Irish, German in that order. In my travels I did find Brits and Irish boys to be larger than usual.

Czechs tend to be average to above average more often than not. Two however were very large!

The two Polish guys I met were average to slightly below average.

The one Israeli guy I met was SMALL - terribly small. Not a stump more like a half smoked cigar. 4" and skinny. Sad, really sad.

One Finnish guy, above average.

One Hungarian, average.

Slovaks, above average

Germans, average to above average

Italian, average to slightly above average

Hmmm, this is beginning to sound like the United Nations...