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Are There Any Well Hung Or Size Comics?
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What? You did say you wanted an image of a Big Cock.
"It's so big..."
— Many a typical porno, fanfic, or other NSFW work
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"The bigger the penis, the better the sex."
This assumption is a staple of modern fiction when it comes to Sex Tropes. The basic (mistaken) rationale seems to be that a woman's erogenous zones are located solely in the deepest, darkest, unexplored reaches of her nethers, where only equipment of sufficient size (ie. length) is capable of reaching. Anything less may as well not be there at all.
This trope is the reason why Compensating for Something is, by its very nature, an insult — everybody knows that a real man has a big penis (or at the very least, an average one). A heroic character, when his penis is mentioned (which isn't all that often, except by innuendo), will usually have a big one. Consequently, this is also the reason why villainous or loser characters are portrayed as having a small penis, or a small something else meant to represent a penis. It's a deficiency that makes them bad people, or at least not cool like the heroes are, and may be a key to their underlying motivation. By further extension, Good People Have Good Sex, to some degree because they're usually well-endowed. Expect many authors to give us the exact dimensions of this uberpenis, conjuring the mental image of a PoV-character either breaking out a measuring tape at a romantically inappropriate moment or somehow possessing their own finely-calibrated genitals.
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Unsurprisingly, most writers don't really think through the Real Life implications of a twelve-inch penis. First, regardless of personal preferences, if a guy's penis is too big for his partner's orifices then intercourse will be awkward, physically painful, or even outright impossible. Second, it assumes that intercourse is all there is to sex, thereby demonstrating certain failures of knowledge and imagination. Some women are unable to climax solely from vaginal stimulation and excessive length may prevent them from receiving the additional vulval and clitoral stimulation they need. Third, truly extraordinary size can make it difficult or even impossible to sustain erection due to blood-flow complications making any degree of performance impossible. Fourth, while size can matter to women, girth benefits them more than length, and both take a back seat to technique because female genitals can accept a reasonable range of "inputs." One size does indeed fit all, so long as the "all" knows what they are doing.
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Super-Trope to Black Is Bigger in Bed, which is the erroneous assumption that black men are "gifted" with bigger penises than men of other ethnicities. When a large penis has comedic value instead of (or in addition to) sexual value, see Gag Penis. Contrast with Teeny Weenie, which is a penis which is smaller than the average, and often leads to mockery of the guy who has it because of this trope. The female equivalent to this trope is Buxom Is Better. Often related to IKEA Erotica and Raging Stiffie. When taken to extremes can become a case of Anatomically Impossible Sex, or alternately of Writers Cannot Do Math.
So, What's The Deal With Your Favorite Superhero's Wang?
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Jacob Shelton
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To paraphrase Brody from Mallrats: “The Thing, is his dork made from orange rock like the rest of his body?” Comic book nerds care about many things which impact storylines in no way whatsoever, and that includes superhero penises. Though debates over a hero's power levels and morality pertain very much to their plotlines, debates over the best superhero wangs pertain specifically to the curiousities and insecurities of readers. Superhero penises entered the mainstream in the '80s when Alan Moore thrust one of the most bizarre comic book penises on the world in The Watchmen. From then on out fans began to openly pontificate about which of their favorite characters were cock of the walk. Discussions about superhero sex facts, and which heroes would be good in bed have come to dominate online discussions about comic books.
People want answers to the hard questions: is Wolverine circumcised? Does Mr. Fantastic's wang stretch? Is the Thing's penis made of rock? More importantly, how did comic book culture get to a place where characters became idolized for having big muscles and bigger dicks? Though you never realize it, the male superhero body looks just as unrealistic as any woman superhero's, if not more so. What follows is an attempt to make sense of the obsession with superhero wangs.
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Anyone who went to film school knows of the the male gaze, the lens with which a male artist both views and conveys a fictional world. This perspective places women to a passive role, essentially relegating them to sexual end wallpaper. It’s not hard to find the sexualized comic book characters, all you need to do is Google the names Cat Woman, Emma Frost, or Psylocke to see artists creating unrealistic depictions of the female body.
Does this happen with male characters? Absolutely, because the male gaze makes everyone feel inferior. Note the way their costumes hug their nether regions. Let your eyes drift down from your favorite hero’s six (or eight or 12) pack to their lovingly illustrated groin, and you see just how the male gaze creates a comic book world of oversized superhero genitals.
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Alan Moore Puts The Final Word On Superhero Wangs With Doctor Manhattan
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The Watchmen was a groundbreaking comic book, and not only because it took a look at what it means to simply be a superhero. In creating Doctor Manhattan, a character who no longer felt connected to humanity, Dave Gibbons posed the question of why a superhero would even wear clothes. Truly if you’re a superior being then why would you care about people looking at your naked body? The most interesting thing about the design of Doctor Manhattan – specifically his penis – is that he appears with what looks like a kind of normal penis.
Many artists would be tempted to draw a hulking mass of a flaccid penis onto this all-powerful character, but Gibbons shows incredibly artistic restraint in the design of Doctor Manhattan. If only some of the other artists detailed here would have taken a page from his book.
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Why Do Readers Need Characters To Have Genitals?
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I believe superman,the hulk and thor are huge.maybe ben grimm.
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Jacob Shelton
34.6k views 18 items
To paraphrase Brody from Mallrats: “The Thing, is his dork made from orange rock like the rest of his body?” Comic book nerds care about many things which impact storylines in no way whatsoever, and that includes superhero penises. Though debates over a hero's power levels and morality pertain very much to their plotlines, debates over the best superhero wangs pertain specifically to the curiousities and insecurities of readers. Superhero penises entered the mainstream in the '80s when Alan Moore thrust one of the most bizarre comic book penises on the world in The Watchmen. From then on out fans began to openly pontificate about which of their favorite characters were cock of the walk. Discussions about superhero sex facts, and which heroes would be good in bed have come to dominate online discussions about comic books.
People want answers to the hard questions: is Wolverine circumcised? Does Mr. Fantastic's wang stretch? Is the Thing's penis made of rock? More importantly, how did comic book culture get to a place where characters became idolized for having big muscles and bigger dicks? Though you never realize it, the male superhero body looks just as unrealistic as any woman superhero's, if not more so. What follows is an attempt to make sense of the obsession with superhero wangs.
Photo: Marvel
Anyone who went to film school knows of the the male gaze, the lens with which a male artist both views and conveys a fictional world. This perspective places women to a passive role, essentially relegating them to sexual end wallpaper. It’s not hard to find the sexualized comic book characters, all you need to do is Google the names Cat Woman, Emma Frost, or Psylocke to see artists creating unrealistic depictions of the female body.
Does this happen with male characters? Absolutely, because the male gaze makes everyone feel inferior. Note the way their costumes hug their nether regions. Let your eyes drift down from your favorite hero’s six (or eight or 12) pack to their lovingly illustrated groin, and you see just how the male gaze creates a comic book world of oversized superhero genitals.
Alan Moore Puts The Final Word On Superhero Wangs With Doctor Manhattan
Photo: DC
The Watchmen was a groundbreaking comic book, and not only because it took a look at what it means to simply be a superhero. In creating Doctor Manhattan, a character who no longer felt connected to humanity, Dave Gibbons posed the question of why a superhero would even wear clothes. Truly if you’re a superior being then why would you care about people looking at your naked body? The most interesting thing about the design of Doctor Manhattan – specifically his penis – is that he appears with what looks like a kind of normal penis.
Many artists would be tempted to draw a hulking mass of a flaccid penis onto this all-powerful character, but Gibbons shows incredibly artistic restraint in the design of Doctor Manhattan. If only some of the other artists detailed here would have taken a page from his book.
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Why Do Readers Need Characters To Have Genitals?
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I believe superman,the hulk and thor are huge.maybe ben grimm.
I'd ask, do you mean official comic books? or online comics? Because I can point you to a certain place that is LOADED with large penis comics, both straight and gay stuff. But it's all cartoon, some may be realistic looking too.
But if you mean DC comics or what not, I can't help lol
For big penis gay comics -> E-Hentai Galleries - The Free Hentai Doujinshi, Manga and Image Gallery System
For big penis straight comic -> E-Hentai Galleries - The Free Hentai Doujinshi, Manga and Image Gallery System
But if you mean DC comics or what not, I can't help lol
For big penis gay comics -> E-Hentai Galleries - The Free Hentai Doujinshi, Manga and Image Gallery System
For big penis straight comic -> E-Hentai Galleries - The Free Hentai Doujinshi, Manga and Image Gallery System
Jonah Falcon
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Jonah Falcon
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Falcon in 2010
Born
Jonah Adam Falcon
(1970-07-29) July 29, 1970 (age 48)
Brooklyn, New York, U.S.
Nationality American
Education The Bronx High School of Science
Occupation Online gaming, actor, television personality and writer
Known for Largest human penis
Parent(s) Joe Falcon and Cecilia Cardeli
Jonah Adam (Cardeli) Falcon (born July 29, 1970)[1] is an American actor and television presenter.[2] He came to national attention in 1999 over the size of his penis, reported to be the largest on record at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long when erect.[3][4] However, Falcon has not authorized or permitted independent verification of this figure.[my father is also john holmes.oh,I mean Sherlock holmes]
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jonah Falcon
Falcon in 2010
Born
Jonah Adam Falcon
(1970-07-29) July 29, 1970 (age 48)
Brooklyn, New York, U.S.
Nationality American
Education The Bronx High School of Science
Occupation Online gaming, actor, television personality and writer
Known for Largest human penis
Parent(s) Joe Falcon and Cecilia Cardeli
Jonah Adam (Cardeli) Falcon (born July 29, 1970)[1] is an American actor and television presenter.[2] He came to national attention in 1999 over the size of his penis, reported to be the largest on record at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long when erect.[3][4] However, Falcon has not authorized or permitted independent verification of this figure.[my father is also john holmes.oh,I mean Sherlock holmes]
The Top Ten Biggest Fictional Schlongs
Jul 15, 2010 Top Ten
Through all of recorded history, mankind has dreamed of larger wangs. From the well-endowed seven-day-sexaholic Enkidu in our first recorded story Gilgamesh, to the hundreds of characters brought to life by legendary thespian Ron Jeremy, society is obsessed with writing about dudes with larger and larger junk. Meekly-endowed men are portrayed as hapless schmoes who buy expensive cars and putt around golf courses drowning in deeper neuroses, while their large-and-in-charge counterparts live easy, heroes with their Jack Johnsons wagging proudly in the wind. Fiction and cock are forever entangled, and forever shall be.
Clearly, no one cares about the largest real-life penises (and I wasn’t about to dig around Google Images researching actual existing phalli). There’s not that much difference in the size of most guys’ Gnarls Barkley (right? right?!), and who’s really interested in that top ten list? Besides, it’s a moot point, as Christopher Rios (aka Big Pun) revealed in his hit song Still Not a Player, that “you couldn’t measure my dick with six rulers” thereby announcing his irrefutable claim as emperor of endowment for all of time. When the Guinness Book announces the first 74+ inch meat popsicle, then we might have a new contender.
So we’re left with an important question that has largely gone unanswered through the ages. What are the biggest dongs in fiction?
After poring over all manner of fictional texts, I’ve discovered what I believe to be the ten largest pork swords ever mentally whittled by mankind. So as not to offend (or burn) I’m leaving out any fictional giants at all related to religion or even mythology. (Nothing worse than pissing off the Ancient Greeks.)
Let’s begin our long descent into sausage.
10. The Hulk
Marvel Comics has never answered the question implicit in Bruce Banner’s nightmarish transmogrification: does sexual stimulation cause Bruce to Hulk out? Because the implications are too terrifying to even consider. Of course, if you found out your boyfriend turned into the Hulk when he got irritated, how intimate would you ever really get with him again? Knowing his teeny peeny could go all Doc Savage at any moment, I have to imagine Betty Ross invested in one of those old school chastity belts. And probably threw away the key.
Bruce Banner is way,way bigger.That is where the Hulks extra mass comes from.
9. The Tarrasque
Fifty feet tall, seventy feet long and 130 tons of pure D&D carnage, the Tarrasque is the monster to end all monsters – and a dungeon master’s favorite way to kill off a party of assholes. Of course, with dimensions like that, one can only imagine the girth of this gargantuan elemental beast’s beast. It bears saying that only one Tarrasque exists in the world of D&D, and in the words of a lonely George Bluth Sr. – “Papa horny.” Sure Wikipedia says that they “exist only to eat, kill and destroy” – but as fictional as D&D gets, the Tarrasque is still flesh(ish) and blood. And that must be one starving, colossal purple-headed warrior wandering around seeking redonkulously voluptuous maidens.
8. Smaug
Can anyone doubt Smaug the Magnificent? Imagine this scenario. Some guy knocks on your door and tells you to get the hell out of your house. You put up a fight and he proceeds to kill you. Then he takes all your stuff, tosses it onto your bed, and decides he’s going sleep on it for the rest of his life. He then does exactly that, nonchalantly killing off anyone who dares defy him. Oh, and he embeds some of your belongings into his chest to create makeshift body armor.
I don’t know, that sounds like the very definition of a guy with a gigungous spawn hammer to me. Hell, we don’t even know for sure that Smaug really had a *tail*. Just saying.
7. Mr. Fantastic
Reed Richards was hard to place on this list because I was necessarily vague about what “biggest” entailed. Because if we’re talking longest, Mr.Fantastic definitely belongs much higher on the list. But because of Marvel’s Puritanical bent, we don’t really know the stretchy properties of Mr.Richards’ fantastic reed… some research into the Marvel Universe tells us that, “He can stretch his limbs, neck and torso to incredible lengths, though extending himself beyond approximately 1500 feet is a serious physical strain.”
Whoah whoah whoah – 1500 feet is more than enough. But are we talking 1500 feet long and a couple of inches round? Could it be that Stan Lee knew exactly what he was doing when he named the guy Reed?
and sue turns invisible,at its sight.
6. Moby Dick
We all know that Melville’s Great American Novel is about a psychotic captain with epic penis envy. In doubt? Here’s a line from the book:
He piled upon the whale’s white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it.
“Hot heart’s shell” eh? Mm-hmm. Well, our sea-dwelling mammalian companions do have the largest penises in the real world, coming in at about eight feet in length. (Take note- just a smidge larger than Big Pun.) So Moby’s dick has definitely become the stuff of legends.
I often call this book Moby Penis.
5. Brobdinagians
The giants from Gulliver’s travels measured sixty feet in length. This alone warrants their inclusion on the list, but somehow the fact that their wang chungs are probably exactly the size of Gulliver makes it even more badass. A human-sized spam javelin. It boggles the mind.
4.Voltron
Voltron above Smaug and the Tarrasque? Well, let’s not forget that the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. And when the ‘parts’ we’re referring to are five titanic robotic lions with towering cybernetic baloney ponies, we can only imagine the schwanze they come together to unleash on the world.
Also, let’s not forget the whole “the cooler your car the smaller your pickle” adage. Because one can’t imagine a more awesome mode of transport- or a smaller forest of peckers than the ones the Voltron pilots must have. Look at these guys! Sven? Pidge? Lance? These names scream tiny. Which means their robotic ‘other halves’ must have made up the difference, and then some.
would not Volton"s penis be another object with a guy inside?
3. Godzilla
I’m not sure what else needs to be said about Gojira, except that I’m pretty sure it’s the japanese word for “titanic trouser trout”. At 300 ft and with radiation coursing through his veins, it’s hard to even begin to comprehend the size of his reptilian moisture missle. Add to that Godzilla’s origins as an emblem of Japanese anxiety at atomic weaponry, and we have a powerful package. Gojira drops trou like Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Make sure you’re not in his way.
2. Galactus
Homeboy eats worlds. Besides the fact that he feasts on planets, lets take a peek at his powers:
Galactus possesses cosmic power beyond most forms of measurement (The Power Cosmic). He can levitate; restructure molecules; convert matter into energy and vice-versa; project energy with enormous concussive force; teleport himself, others, and objects across space, dimensions, and time; erect virtually impenetrable fields; restore others from any injury, even total disintegration; and endow or enhance powers within others.
What about this description doesn’t scream huge cock? This guy’s Silver Smurfer can change shape, size, hop around in space, become pure energy, project ‘energy’ with concussive force… and ‘endow powers within others’.
The only question is, if this guy’s number two, who could possibly be number one?
not sure Galactus has one,but I bet Gay Lactus is gay.He is obsessed with naked guy on a surf board.
1. Unicron
The one and only Unicron. I hear you already – another devourer of worlds, what gives him a larger Charles-In-Charge than Galactus?
Let’s not forget that:
1. This dude is voiced by Orson Welles. And was the last performance of Mr. Citizen Kane.
2. Megatron (aka King Phallus) is this dude’s bitch. And Megatron transforms into a gun.
3. Dude’s a PLANET.
4. Dude gets named dropped in the first verse of Wu-Tang’s seminal album Forever.
Clearly The RZA, Orson Welles and Megatron understand the magnamity of this cybernetic planet’s Marcus Aurelius. This guy probably fornicates with The Grand Canyon.
And so we end our list of prodigious penises. Clearly I missed a lot of longjohn leviathans, and you probably want to tell me who they belong to. So let’s hear it.
missed out Ben Grimm,the Thing.
Superman.
Thor
Giant Man
Jul 15, 2010 Top Ten
Through all of recorded history, mankind has dreamed of larger wangs. From the well-endowed seven-day-sexaholic Enkidu in our first recorded story Gilgamesh, to the hundreds of characters brought to life by legendary thespian Ron Jeremy, society is obsessed with writing about dudes with larger and larger junk. Meekly-endowed men are portrayed as hapless schmoes who buy expensive cars and putt around golf courses drowning in deeper neuroses, while their large-and-in-charge counterparts live easy, heroes with their Jack Johnsons wagging proudly in the wind. Fiction and cock are forever entangled, and forever shall be.
Clearly, no one cares about the largest real-life penises (and I wasn’t about to dig around Google Images researching actual existing phalli). There’s not that much difference in the size of most guys’ Gnarls Barkley (right? right?!), and who’s really interested in that top ten list? Besides, it’s a moot point, as Christopher Rios (aka Big Pun) revealed in his hit song Still Not a Player, that “you couldn’t measure my dick with six rulers” thereby announcing his irrefutable claim as emperor of endowment for all of time. When the Guinness Book announces the first 74+ inch meat popsicle, then we might have a new contender.
So we’re left with an important question that has largely gone unanswered through the ages. What are the biggest dongs in fiction?
After poring over all manner of fictional texts, I’ve discovered what I believe to be the ten largest pork swords ever mentally whittled by mankind. So as not to offend (or burn) I’m leaving out any fictional giants at all related to religion or even mythology. (Nothing worse than pissing off the Ancient Greeks.)
Let’s begin our long descent into sausage.
10. The Hulk
Marvel Comics has never answered the question implicit in Bruce Banner’s nightmarish transmogrification: does sexual stimulation cause Bruce to Hulk out? Because the implications are too terrifying to even consider. Of course, if you found out your boyfriend turned into the Hulk when he got irritated, how intimate would you ever really get with him again? Knowing his teeny peeny could go all Doc Savage at any moment, I have to imagine Betty Ross invested in one of those old school chastity belts. And probably threw away the key.
Bruce Banner is way,way bigger.That is where the Hulks extra mass comes from.
9. The Tarrasque
Fifty feet tall, seventy feet long and 130 tons of pure D&D carnage, the Tarrasque is the monster to end all monsters – and a dungeon master’s favorite way to kill off a party of assholes. Of course, with dimensions like that, one can only imagine the girth of this gargantuan elemental beast’s beast. It bears saying that only one Tarrasque exists in the world of D&D, and in the words of a lonely George Bluth Sr. – “Papa horny.” Sure Wikipedia says that they “exist only to eat, kill and destroy” – but as fictional as D&D gets, the Tarrasque is still flesh(ish) and blood. And that must be one starving, colossal purple-headed warrior wandering around seeking redonkulously voluptuous maidens.
8. Smaug
Can anyone doubt Smaug the Magnificent? Imagine this scenario. Some guy knocks on your door and tells you to get the hell out of your house. You put up a fight and he proceeds to kill you. Then he takes all your stuff, tosses it onto your bed, and decides he’s going sleep on it for the rest of his life. He then does exactly that, nonchalantly killing off anyone who dares defy him. Oh, and he embeds some of your belongings into his chest to create makeshift body armor.
I don’t know, that sounds like the very definition of a guy with a gigungous spawn hammer to me. Hell, we don’t even know for sure that Smaug really had a *tail*. Just saying.
7. Mr. Fantastic
Reed Richards was hard to place on this list because I was necessarily vague about what “biggest” entailed. Because if we’re talking longest, Mr.Fantastic definitely belongs much higher on the list. But because of Marvel’s Puritanical bent, we don’t really know the stretchy properties of Mr.Richards’ fantastic reed… some research into the Marvel Universe tells us that, “He can stretch his limbs, neck and torso to incredible lengths, though extending himself beyond approximately 1500 feet is a serious physical strain.”
Whoah whoah whoah – 1500 feet is more than enough. But are we talking 1500 feet long and a couple of inches round? Could it be that Stan Lee knew exactly what he was doing when he named the guy Reed?
and sue turns invisible,at its sight.
6. Moby Dick
We all know that Melville’s Great American Novel is about a psychotic captain with epic penis envy. In doubt? Here’s a line from the book:
He piled upon the whale’s white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it.
“Hot heart’s shell” eh? Mm-hmm. Well, our sea-dwelling mammalian companions do have the largest penises in the real world, coming in at about eight feet in length. (Take note- just a smidge larger than Big Pun.) So Moby’s dick has definitely become the stuff of legends.
I often call this book Moby Penis.
5. Brobdinagians
The giants from Gulliver’s travels measured sixty feet in length. This alone warrants their inclusion on the list, but somehow the fact that their wang chungs are probably exactly the size of Gulliver makes it even more badass. A human-sized spam javelin. It boggles the mind.
4.Voltron
Voltron above Smaug and the Tarrasque? Well, let’s not forget that the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. And when the ‘parts’ we’re referring to are five titanic robotic lions with towering cybernetic baloney ponies, we can only imagine the schwanze they come together to unleash on the world.
Also, let’s not forget the whole “the cooler your car the smaller your pickle” adage. Because one can’t imagine a more awesome mode of transport- or a smaller forest of peckers than the ones the Voltron pilots must have. Look at these guys! Sven? Pidge? Lance? These names scream tiny. Which means their robotic ‘other halves’ must have made up the difference, and then some.
would not Volton"s penis be another object with a guy inside?
3. Godzilla
I’m not sure what else needs to be said about Gojira, except that I’m pretty sure it’s the japanese word for “titanic trouser trout”. At 300 ft and with radiation coursing through his veins, it’s hard to even begin to comprehend the size of his reptilian moisture missle. Add to that Godzilla’s origins as an emblem of Japanese anxiety at atomic weaponry, and we have a powerful package. Gojira drops trou like Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Make sure you’re not in his way.
2. Galactus
Homeboy eats worlds. Besides the fact that he feasts on planets, lets take a peek at his powers:
Galactus possesses cosmic power beyond most forms of measurement (The Power Cosmic). He can levitate; restructure molecules; convert matter into energy and vice-versa; project energy with enormous concussive force; teleport himself, others, and objects across space, dimensions, and time; erect virtually impenetrable fields; restore others from any injury, even total disintegration; and endow or enhance powers within others.
What about this description doesn’t scream huge cock? This guy’s Silver Smurfer can change shape, size, hop around in space, become pure energy, project ‘energy’ with concussive force… and ‘endow powers within others’.
The only question is, if this guy’s number two, who could possibly be number one?
not sure Galactus has one,but I bet Gay Lactus is gay.He is obsessed with naked guy on a surf board.
1. Unicron
The one and only Unicron. I hear you already – another devourer of worlds, what gives him a larger Charles-In-Charge than Galactus?
Let’s not forget that:
1. This dude is voiced by Orson Welles. And was the last performance of Mr. Citizen Kane.
2. Megatron (aka King Phallus) is this dude’s bitch. And Megatron transforms into a gun.
3. Dude’s a PLANET.
4. Dude gets named dropped in the first verse of Wu-Tang’s seminal album Forever.
Clearly The RZA, Orson Welles and Megatron understand the magnamity of this cybernetic planet’s Marcus Aurelius. This guy probably fornicates with The Grand Canyon.
And so we end our list of prodigious penises. Clearly I missed a lot of longjohn leviathans, and you probably want to tell me who they belong to. So let’s hear it.
missed out Ben Grimm,the Thing.
Superman.
Thor
Giant Man
Since you said yes to comedians, Count Dankula the youtuber is seriously hung.
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Kaz Art with Bill of The Beach, only 1 cartoon series but, a really good one. He is now working on a game for both PC and Macs that has similar pictures. This game is great and he always updating it as well. There also used to be several stories on this 1st site, think there are still there but, you will have to do some digging in archives.
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Game at this link
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Saw this dude measuring his flaccid cock on tv was around 8 ".Tried to get into porn but couldnt get hard.Later in his life admitted to frequent trips to Fire Island make of that what you will.As far as comics Chris Delia is supposed to have a PIPE and literally has women lined up round the block.Jonah Falcon
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Jonah Falcon
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Falcon in 2010
Born
Jonah Adam Falcon
(1970-07-29) July 29, 1970 (age 48)
Brooklyn, New York, U.S.
Nationality American
Education The Bronx High School of Science
Occupation Online gaming, actor, television personality and writer
Known for Largest human penis
Parent(s) Joe Falcon and Cecilia Cardeli
Jonah Adam (Cardeli) Falcon (born July 29, 1970)[1] is an American actor and television presenter.[2] He came to national attention in 1999 over the size of his penis, reported to be the largest on record at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long when erect.[3][4] However, Falcon has not authorized or permitted independent verification of this figure.[my father is also john holmes.oh,I mean Sherlock holmes]
Braalian82
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As someone mentioned, the internets are full of unlicensed, pornographic versions of famous comic book and cartoon characters. Personally, I find that sort of thing incredibly creepy and not a turn on at all, but to each his own.
As a person who’s read a lot of superhero comics in his life, I honestly cannot recall even passing or veiled reference to male heroes’ penis size being made in a mainstream (ie DC or Marvel) comic book. I’m sure one could dig up some artwork with some examples of bulges or something. Lots of weirdly hyper-exaggerated sexual anatomy to be found in 1990s comic book art. But that was almost exclusively focused on the female heroes with humongous boobs and anatomically impossible body poses.
As a person who’s read a lot of superhero comics in his life, I honestly cannot recall even passing or veiled reference to male heroes’ penis size being made in a mainstream (ie DC or Marvel) comic book. I’m sure one could dig up some artwork with some examples of bulges or something. Lots of weirdly hyper-exaggerated sexual anatomy to be found in 1990s comic book art. But that was almost exclusively focused on the female heroes with humongous boobs and anatomically impossible body poses.
There was a comic a decade or more ago called Coley Running Wild or somesuch. Coley is a doe eyed pouty southern lad with a prodigious appendage and physique, and a penchant for attire that advertises his assets. He isn't too picky about whom he enjoys his talents with. It's the kind of stuff it sounds like you're after.
strongerdude
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