Are you cut?

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Are you cut? Tired of your baldy head being exposed to the elements? Always wanted to ask broken-down ladies to 'take a look under your hood' in exchange for looking under theirs?

Well, this is your lucky day!

One foreskin for sale.
Highly sought after 1970s British model in pristine condition.
Stick shift; highly responsive in any gear. Racing colours. Plenty of headroom.
One careful owner, full service history.
Must go to a good home.

£POA

Apply here for test drive.

 

[mandoman]

WTF?

 

[Mastur]

Hahaha! This is too much!

I would be interested in purchasing such a top-of-the-range foreskin. I also need a pouch for my iPhone!

 

[buzzrider7]

Zyz has finally been convinced by all the threads about how wonderful it is to be cut and has decided to get sliced?? Yeah right!! ROFL

As far as a pouch for an iPhone, don't give him any ideas! We'll probably see a new section of his gallery tomorrow with an iPhone as well as an X-box with remote control shoved up in there

Are you cut? Tired of your baldy head being exposed to the elements? Always wanted to ask broken-down ladies to 'take a look under your hood' in exchange for looking under theirs?

Well, this is your lucky day!

One foreskin for sale.
Highly sought after 1970s British model in pristine condition.
Stick shift; highly responsive in any gear. Racing colours. Plenty of headroom.
One careful owner, full service history.
Must go to a good home.

£POA

Apply here for test drive.

 

[buzzrider7]

I'm trying to click to apply, but the damn link won't work!!

Apply here for test drive.

 

[darkbond007]

No thanks and WTF

 

[Silvertip]

Are you cut? ...

Yes.

 

[monel]

Is that a universal foreskin? I'd hate to put out the cash only to find that it doesn't fit.

(By the way, does it come with attaching hardware?)

 

[D_CountdeGrandePinja]

name, says it all - thankfully YES!

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Is that a universal foreskin? I'd hate to put out the cash only to find that it doesn't fit.

(By the way, does it come with attaching hardware?)

This model is built to last, to British Imperial dimensions, & is right hand drive. It is, however, fully compatible with any international owner & left handers will also love it's smooth handling and versatility in a variety of challenging conditions. We are happy to provide a bespoke service to the new owner, ensuring a perfect fit - so you can simply get down to business and enjoy the ride of your life.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity - don't miss out!

 

[redz_rule]

Utterly brilliant!

 

[miamirt]

name, says it all - thankfully YES!

HUH?
Maybe the name doesn't say it all!!

 

[Countryguy63]

Is it returnable if it doesn't work out?

What kind of warranty?

 

[monel]

This model is built to last, to British Imperial dimensions, & is right hand drive. It is, however, fully compatible with any international owner & left handers will also love it's smooth handling and versatility in a variety of challenging conditions. We are happy to provide a bespoke service to the new owner, ensuring a perfect fit - so you can simply get down to business and enjoy the ride of your life.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity - don't miss out!

Hmmm. It is tempting but I've been so enjoying my convertible. The wind on my head; flying unconstrained. I'm just not sure I want to go back to having my top up.

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Is it returnable if it doesn't work out?

What kind of warranty?

It's no longer under warranty, but an absolute classic, meticulously cared for. If you're interested & willing to put down a deposit, I could perhaps let you have it for a week on a trial basis... Can't say fairer than that.

I guarantee you'll love it!

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Hmmm. It is tempting but I've been so enjoying my convertible. The wind on my head; flying unconstrained. I'm just not sure I want to go back to having my top up.

Hmm...

In my book, it ain't a convertible if you can't put the top up & take it down at whim... :tongue:

 

[monel]

Hmm...

In my book, it ain't a convertible if you can't put the top up & take it down at whim... :tongue:

Lost the top. Engine still runs well. Lots of fun to drive anyway.

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Lost the top. Engine still runs well. Lots of fun to drive anyway.

I don't doubt it.

Can't tempt you? I'll throw in a pine air freshener and a pair of fluffy dice...

 

[Hand_Solo]

Does it come with a patch kit in case it gets a hole in it?

 

[monel]

I don't doubt it.

Can't tempt you? I'll throw in a pine air freshener and a pair of fluffy dice...

You really are an agressive salesman. I'm starting to think it's more important to you that you sell it to me than that I actually want or need it. Thank you, but I think I'll stick with my customized hotrod.