Arnold Schwartzeneger

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Donkdick: The Gov said he had the same problem Milton Berle did-finding pants to fit his foot long schlong.

 

[Mr._dB]

There are naked pics of Schwarzenegger, and he is decidedly "average" downstairs.

 

[wmrobt]

There's a pretty good scene of him walking buck-naked toward the camera in Terminator (1). Looks pretty average there. Unless he's a major grower.

 

[13788]

shara2xks: Anyone know anything about Arnie's size?
Is this pic real? http://www.adanes.com/famosos/aschwarznegger/arnold.htm

 

[stu]

Originally posted by alwaysthere@Nov 15 2004, 03:33 PM
Just watch the first Terminator movie. There's one shot where you can kinda see it. It's in the distance, and sort of in the shadows, but you can see it bounce as he walks, and it's enough to be able to tell how big he is. He doesn't look massive or anything, but definitely not small!

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alwaysthere is right was watching it with a couple of mates and my DVD player has a 16x zoom on it so we decided to zoom. something hypnotic about seeing it sway side to side.

 

[KinkGuy]

Over the years there have been a few pics and a lot of discussion. General consensus is that ol' Arnie is nothing special in the dick & balls department.

 

[jonb]

His balls are probably tiny from steroids.

 

[george]

Originally posted by shara2xks@Nov 15 2004, 01:33 AM
Anyone know anything about Arnie's size?
Is this pic real? http://www.adanes.com/famosos/aschwarznegger/arnold.htm

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Yeah, I think this is the pic that was in a magazine a few years ago of Arnie naked. I forget the name of the magazine but it was true pic of him nude, and am fairly certain it was this one.
It was not a porno mag but amainstream one, like Playboy or Penthouse, it may have been Oui, anyone else remember that?

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by george@Nov 17 2004, 01:29 PM
It was not a porno mag but amainstream one, like Playboy or Penthouse, it may have been Oui

Wait a minute ... since when have Playboy, Penthouse and Oui not qualified as porno? :huh:

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Nov 17 2004, 01:25 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Nov 17 2004, 01:25 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-george@Nov 17 2004, 01:29 PM
It was not a porno mag but  amainstream one, like Playboy or Penthouse, it may have been Oui

Wait a minute ... since when have Playboy, Penthouse and Oui not qualified as porno? :huh:

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DMW, you know damn well that everyone only reads them for the articles&#33;

 

[Anon]

Originally posted by stu+Nov 15 2004, 04:47 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(stu &#064; Nov 15 2004, 04:47 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-alwaysthere@Nov 15 2004, 03:33 PM
Just watch the first Terminator movie. There&#39;s one shot where you can kinda see it. It&#39;s in the distance, and sort of in the shadows, but you can see it bounce as he walks, and it&#39;s enough to be able to tell how big he is. He doesn&#39;t look massive or anything, but definitely not small&#33;

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alwaysthere is right was watching it with a couple of mates and my DVD player has a 16x zoom on it so we decided to zoom. something hypnotic about seeing it sway side to side.

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ahh snapback. i did that as well.. looks real nice flopping around. I wanted to make that my animated gif for my avatar but i&#39;m too lazy...

 

[Pecker]

I predict that Ahnuld will be named Time Magazine&#39;s Dick of the Year.

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by alwaysthere+Nov 18 2004, 12:28 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(alwaysthere &#064; Nov 18 2004, 12:28 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Nov 17 2004, 12:25 PM
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@Nov 17 2004, 01:29 PM
It was not a porno mag but  amainstream one, like Playboy or Penthouse, it may have been Oui

Wait a minute ... since when have Playboy, Penthouse and Oui not qualified as porno? :huh:

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And since when would Playboy have a picture of a naked man in it? I think that would kinda throw off all the guys who jack off to those magazines.

I think you&#39;re thinking of Playgirl.

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There have been quite a few naked men in Playboy and expecially in Penthouse over the years. And yes, Playboy ran that arnie pic many years ago. A naked peni or two show up in the profile, news"ish", gossip, sex articles, etc.

 

[B_JigBohn9x8]

Yes, I believe the photo is genuine.

I saw a photo of Arnold's cock a few years ago from a very reliable source and it was much bigger, so if this photo is morphed, it was morphed to be smaller.

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

I am pretty sure I have seen that same photo before where he has on shorts, so I think it was doctored. Of course, posing routines are pretty standard among body builders so this might be so simular, it could be real.
I have seen though a nude photograph of Arnold standing sideways and you can barely see the head.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

...if this photo is morphed, it was morphed to be smaller.

Why would anyone do that?

 

[D_alex8]

I am pretty sure I have seen that same photo before where he has on shorts, so I think it was doctored. Of course, posing routines are pretty standard among body builders so this might be so simular, it could be real.
I have seen though a nude photograph of Arnold standing sideways and you can barely see the head.

As far as I know, the provenance of this image within the public domain is a German tabloid, which first published it many years ago. IMHO, the appearance of the cock in it is pretty consistent, even down to the detail of the head, with that in another Schwarzenegger cock-showing image that is generally considered real. Comparison of the two:

1, 2

 

[DARDS4444]

there is an annie lebowichs coffee table photo book with some of arnie in it and that looks like the pic's in there .............she shot him changing in a bb contest and sleeping on a bed in underware ..................he's about that size

 

[GeorgeTSLC]

I believe the shot of him at http://www.stars-masculines-nues.com/arnold.jpg, holding a white towel in front of himself with the head of his cock just showing below, is from Dance magazine many moons ago, where I remember I was surprised they got by with it! Looks as I remember: A.S. hung flaccid a bit lower than me--but who doesn't?

 

[mikey41]

Yes, I believe the photo is genuine.

I saw a photo of Arnold's cock a few years ago from a very reliable source and it was much bigger, so if this photo is morphed, it was morphed to be smaller.

Or maybe the room was cold. I'm 7" erect, but my penis is not always "big." Just yesterday I went to pee, looked down, and it was the size of an infant's.