Ashlar

[Matthew]

Yeah, I hate it when I end up snoring with weiner in my mouth.

Sleep apenia?

 

[ashlar]

More like a, "Sneak n Suck," or perhaps "Sleep n Suck."

Whatever.

 

[Wave]

He's a fair and fetching lad with tremendous literary grasp, hailing from the commonwealth of Pennsylvania, and like ill-ender and ringthane Thomas Covenant, he has been away from the Land for awhile.

 

[ashlar]

Wow, how very... Lord of The Gays that sounded.

*LMAO!!*

 

[tallguypns]

You leave my man ashlar alone. We're in a committed monogamous relationship together. He just doesn't know it yet.

 

[ashlar]

We are?

*blinks*

Ok... apparently my diet of Jack Daniels and roofies is having adverse effects on my memory.

 

[tallguypns]

We are?

*blinks*

Ok... apparently my diet of Jack Daniels and roofies is having adverse effects on my memory.

Don't pretend you dont remember that passionate night we spent together on the planet Mars. I told you that alien probe was going to affect your memory.

 

[ashlar]

Uhhh... yeah, I don't remember that at all.

Sozzy.

 

[tallguypns]

Uhhh... yeah, I don't remember that at all.

Sozzy.

Check out myspace to refresh your memory. I might just have photos of the two us loving it up on Mars.

You'll find me on your friends list...Tallguylost

 

[earllogjam]

I don't think we've been properly introduced. Hello.

Why are you pointing at me?

 

[ashlar]

Check out myspace to refresh your memory. I might just have photos of the two us loving it up on Mars.

You'll find me on your friends list...Tallguylost

Hrm... I'll have a look and see if theres anything interesting in my inbox on myspace

 

[ashlar]

I don't think we've been properly introduced. Hello.

Why are you pointing at me?

I'm not pointing, I'm poking.

*wink wink nudge nudge*