Ask Brisler

[Brisler]

Dear Bristlenose

Why am I still here?

You listed your location as Penisland, so I'm guessing this is your home?

 

[DickJagger]

how bigs your weenis

 

[Brisler]

what is your avatar a pic of?

It is Saturn Devouring His Son. A painting by Francisco Goya.

Once upon a time the Titan God Uranus was the ruler of the Cosmos. Gaia (earth), the mother of Uranus' children, convinced Uranus' son Cronos (Saturn in Roman Mythology) to castrate Uranus, thereby becoming the new ruler of the Cosmos. Before dying from castration (yep, he was a little penis obsessed too, Uranus, even though the name suggests otherwise), Uranus predicted that Cronos would be overthrown by one (or more) of his sons as well. Cronos fathered a lot of children, but paranoid that they would lead to his demise, he devoured each and every one of them upon birth.

Rhea, the mother of Cronos' children, wasn't too satisfied that Cronos ate them all, so she managed to trick him into thinking he had eaten the youngest of his sons (Zeus), when in fact the dumb ass had just swallowed a large rock. Zeus grew up, becoming Cronos' servant, and just when he had gained Cronos' trust, he gave him something icky to eat, causing Cronos to regurgitate all of his children, who then rebelled against him. And that's how Cronos' terrible reign came to an end.

My avatar is, like the title indicates, a picture of Cronos devouring on of his sons.

 

[Brisler]

how bigs your weenis

I'll stick with mythology on this one: Like the Tower of Babel, with a scrotum reminiscent of the hanging gardens. Those proportions.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I have made several requests for a sub-forum called Ask Brisler, and vibrationzzz just reminded me that I have finally lost patience. I accept that this sub-forum won't be created, so instead I make this thread and demand that it be made sticky.

If you have a question that you feel can't be adequately answered by women or men, gays or straights, bi- or transsexuals, then this is your place. I will answer your questions with utmost care and compassion.

I'm sure this will be a very busy thread, but I have time.

OK. One question begs to be answered; what have YOU DONE, that you think you should have a thread, indeed, FORUM, Hmmm?

 

[Brisler]

OK. One question begs to be answered; what have YOU DONE, that you think you should have a thread, indeed, FORUM, Hmmm?

I think my post history speaks for itself. I have helped numerous people in an astounding way in this thread alone.

 

[DickJagger]

whats your favorite sandwedge?

 

[puckman4]

what mistake did I make in my avatar

 

[185248]

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Sorry no sticky those are for site policy statements only.

Have fun.

You left out Ask A Dumb Englishman, I have not seen him for a while, maybe he forgot his password.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Dear Brisler Love your thread i find it very helpfull

Now

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

And

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

And

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


Ponderisms

 

[Brisler]

whats your favorite sandwedge?

I'm gonna go all in and answer cheesesteak.

 

[Brisler]

what mistake did I make in my avatar

You made the mistake of making a reversed flipping of the bird.

 

[185248]

So, this thread was started because I reminded you? You suffer from short memoryitis? One to many knocks to the head....no, that head By the way, where are your penis pics?

 

[Brisler]

Dear Brisler Love your thread i find it very helpfull

Now

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

And

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

And

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


Ponderisms

1: When people say "penny for your thought", they are actually referring to Penny Marshall. That's why in some places people use the phrase "A Laverne for your thoughts".

Okay, I admit it. That wasn't for real. It was a crappy joke.

"a penny for your thoughts" is actually the oldest of the two expressions by far, and people have speculated that the phrase about two cents was derived from "a penny for your thoughts" as a humorous way of saying that one got more than they asked for (and wanted). You know, asking for an opinion worth a penny, but getting twice as much. In that case it would be clear that the extra penny is quite simply going to waste.

2: It's easier and cheaper. I would prefer round boxes as well, so maybe I'll do something about it. But at least they aren't putting square pizzas in round boxes.

3: It's about appearance. "I slept [looking exactly] like a baby", would actually be much more precise.

 

[Brisler]

So, this thread was started because I reminded you? You suffer from short memoryitis? One to many knocks to the head....no, that head By the way, where are your penis pics?

1: Yes, because you reminded me that I had lost patience.

2: No, that's not even a real disease.

3: I have none. I am sorry, but I know that if I find myself naked, taking pictures of my penis with a camera, I know I will regret it for the rest of my life. So you'll have to live without, and I'm sure that's no problem at all.

 

[185248]

1: Yes, because you reminded me that I had lost patience.

2: No, that's not even a real disease.

3: I have none. I am sorry, but I know that if I find myself naked, taking pictures of my penis with a camera, I know I will regret it for the rest of my life. So you'll have to live without, and I'm sure that's no problem at all.

Dang, ok...understand bout the pean..I pics, opinions count for nothing without even a body pic. I'm kind of imagining you with medium to high puffy nipples and shaved. Am I close?

 

[Brisler]

Dang, ok...understand bout the pean..I pics, opinions count for nothing without even a body pic. I'm kind of imagining you with medium to high puffy nipples and shaved. Am I close?

1: No.

 

[puckman4]

You made the mistake of making a reversed flipping of the bird.

ok I made two mistakes. Since I know your just dying to know the truth I'll tell you. Now I'm no Goya but that's a clay panel I made several years ago of Jerry Garcia's hand, maybe you have to be an old Dead Head like me to know he was missing a finger. I only recently realize my mistake, he was missing a finger on his right hand.

 

[185248]

1: No.

Mystery guy huh? So few of them here............

All good Brissie, just cause you sound like my home town

If you waste 2 minutes on a post...multiplied by each post, reading replies times thought = pervert with small attention span = LPSG member. You be doing well.

 

[fluffychocolate]

Brisler, why did I find the exchange between you and vibrationzzz so funny?