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[Perados]

Dear brisler

Does it has to be the cologne jail?

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

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EvilFairy really upset, She just found her first grey pubic hair!


It was between EvilFairy teeth! Do you think she will get over it..........









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[EvilFairy]

Dear Brisler,

Recently this really old bald and ugly dude that tells horrible jokes that no one finds funny, and secretly wants to be a woman, but it's not really a secret since he acts like such a puss... Anyway you may know him, his name is Buster, well he said that he got really angry because I told a few people the truth about him and his mama (like it's my fault that her cunny could be a menu item at Arby's, or that his dick looks like something a mama bird regurgitated to feed her babies, and that's why he doesn't like show it. And like never.)

I told him that his being overly emotional has something to do with the fact that he's old enough to have been giving old fashioned's to Charlie Chaplin during the silent era, and still hasn't had his balls drop.

Anyway I digress, I do feel bad for old fart, and was wondering if you knew of any creams or lotions that may help with the abundance of emotions he has been experiencing as of late?

I know he could always try popping a midol or two, but he is already enough of twat as it is, and further use of estrogen may make that mangina he wants to fully emerge.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

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Whist having a conversation with EvilFairy she brought up 'Sperm'.

Why was it so funny just watching it run down EvilFairy her chin?.








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[fluffychocolate]

Why do people drink alcohol?

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

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Brisler If cheese makes you fat, why's my cock so skinny.










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[Brisler]

Dear brisler

1. You point out, you are so wise cause you dont waste time on the internet... how do you find time to answer all these questions?

2. What was before the singularity?

3. A black hole is a singularity as well, does it mean every black hole will birth a new universe?

4. If time stops, as soon as you reache the speed of light, does it mean you can be everywhere at the same time. But for everyone else does the time moves on. This means, you cant be everywhere at the same time - how do you explain this?

5. Do you already had the time to visit the pergamon museum?

Hi Mr. Perados

1: Believe me, since I started this thread I'm getting dumber by the second.

2: The theory of initial singularity leading to the big bang has yet to be proven. And since I myself can't prove it, it must be false. I know for fact that most things down here on earth seem shitty, smells like shit or is in fact shit. Shit to ashes, dust to shit. So I'm sticking with this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoqSas2uFKw

3: Another thing that I cannot prove and therefore must be false. But there is something titillating about the multiverse theory. If there's an infinite amount of universes, it must mean that every thinkable universe exists somewhere.

So I'll answer yes to the question and hope that I will someday get sucked into a universe where I'll have 50 million dollars, and seal silk to protect me from the cold. Where I know how stocks will go on Wall Street and were living in the mountains built of gold. Where I owned the Pennsylvania Railroad and where Tuesday Weld would want to be my wife. Where I'd stay sixteen forever. Then I know I would be satisfied with life. Oh, a universe where I'd have wheatgerm for my breakfast, and a champagne fountain sizzling at my feet. While Rockefeller waited on the tables, and Lombardo's band were playing while I eat. A universe where I owned the Western Union cable. And where Tuesday Weld would want to be my wife. Where I would stay sixteen forever and ever and ever. Then I know that I'd be satisfied with life.

4: Time doesn't stop at the speed of light. But if it does, beware of The Langoliers.

5: I did, in fact. Very informative. Thanks for the recommendation.

And congrats on winning the World Cup! Wir sind alle weltmeister!

 

[Brisler]

Of course I'm good with jokes; Why do you think I watch YOU and your pedantic ravings?

Simple; Donald Sterling is a full fledged racist who doesn't value his team player's value beyond the court. In his own style, crass, but admittedly THIS ONE TIME ONLY, true, BUSTER was surreptitiously pointing it out sarcastically about underselling the team's value both in monetary and personal.

Thanks, Chucky. :smile:

 

[Brisler]

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I saw some dumb bimbo driving along and texting at the same time.
It really pissed me off so

Was I wrong rolled down my window and threw my beer at her

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1: As long as you made sure not to get any cell phone on your beer.

 

[Brisler]

Dear brisler

Does busterhyman need some lessons in good behavior? :biggrin1:

1: No. At one point I thought so, but after I found out that he's simply recycling jokes from elsewhere, I'm beginning to think that none of his stories are based on real events.

 

[Perados]

Dear brixler

Do i get it right, everything comes down to poo? Scrubs - Everything Comes Down To Poo - YouTube
And the Background rays just at the lately messured gravity waves arent an indirect proof of the big bang, but just the echo of one big fart?


But einstein says, time stops for every subject that reaches the speed of light... was he wrong?


If everything moves thrue time and gets distroyed by the langoliers. Thrue what do the languliers travel?


Why do only living beings travel thrue time and everything else has to get distroyed?


I tried to watch the movie but didnt made it the whole way... is the story just too lame or am i too ignorant?



Im glad you liked it. I was overwhelmed as i visited the museum... just too bad Nofretete is in a different one.
I thought very interesting was a very small board (20 x 20 cm)with a spell on it. Originally it was in front of a tomb. - different to the everage curse "if you enter, you will die" - this one said something like " now as you entered, please touch nothing and you will be blessed your whole live"

Danke... 24 jahre waren auch lang genug. Beinahe mein ganzes leben

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

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I was jacking off as i was watching the women's gymnastics yesterday

Is it unacceptable behaviour when you're judging.

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[Brisler]

Do you think Perados should be offered protection in Cologne city jail.

The police guards issued him a pair of knee pads earlier this morning.

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1: In that case, yes.

 

[Brisler]

Dear brisler

Does it has to be the cologne jail?

1: It's Buster's fantasy, so I guess so.

 

[Brisler]

Dear Brisler,

Recently this really old bald and ugly dude that tells horrible jokes that no one finds funny, and secretly wants to be a woman, but it's not really a secret since he acts like such a puss... Anyway you may know him, his name is Buster, well he said that he got really angry because I told a few people the truth about him and his mama (like it's my fault that her cunny could be a menu item at Arby's, or that his dick looks like something a mama bird regurgitated to feed her babies, and that's why he doesn't like show it. And like never.)

I told him that his being overly emotional has something to do with the fact that he's old enough to have been giving old fashioned's to Charlie Chaplin during the silent era, and still hasn't had his balls drop.

Anyway I digress, I do feel bad for old fart, and was wondering if you knew of any creams or lotions that may help with the abundance of emotions he has been experiencing as of late?

I know he could always try popping a midol or two, but he is already enough of twat as it is, and further use of estrogen may make that mangina he wants to fully emerge.

1: I heard that ice cream helps the ladies. That might be a stereotype, though.

 

[Perados]

Dear brisler

Why am i feel attrakted to busterhymans avatar?

 

[Brisler]

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Whist having a conversation with EvilFairy she brought up 'Sperm'.

Why was it so funny just watching it run down EvilFairy her chin?.








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1: It basically comes down to a bad sense of humor, I fear.

Now let's get some lovin' into this thread.

 

[Brisler]

Why do people drink alcohol?

1: Since you asked yesterday, I think it was because Germany had just won the World Cup.

A lot of chemical stuff makes alcohol feel great. And then horrible. I personally like the taste of a lot of it.

 

[Brisler]

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Brisler If cheese makes you fat, why's my cock so skinny.










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1: Eating cheese makes you fat. Your cock can't eat cheese. Applying cheese to your skin will not make you fat, so the cheese on your cock has no effect, other than adding a smell of cheese.

 

[Perados]

Dear brisler

If i count my left hands finger, 1 2 3 4 5 and then my right hands finger, 10 9 8 7 6 and add them my result is 11 - where does the extra finger comes from?