Whoever dies with the most orgasms wins.alex8 said:What is the meaning of life in not less than 17 words?![]()
Final Fantasy VII.geitjeshoeder said:What is you're all-time favourite video-game?
Sorry, I misread your question.alex8 said:I need ten more words.![]()
Spladle said:Sorry, I misread your question.
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
One sister, four stepbrothers. I'm older than my sister and two of the stepbrothers. Their names and ages are:Webster said:How many kids in your family and where do you fall?
Impossible to say. Contenders are:8.5x6 said:What's your favourite TV show?
No, not in the slightest. It grosses me out and makes me feel v. uncomfortable.Matthew said:Do you enjoy anilingus?
Spladle said:No, not in the slightest. It grosses me out and makes me feel v. uncomfortable.
Matthew said:Well, there goes my next question ...
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