Ask Mike Hawk anything

And I was being a smart ass. :wink:

I know, I was being satirical.

What kind of hedonistic desires we talking here?

Do you have to ask? People are fucking sick, I'll say that. I saw a special on HBO where hookers talked about men who want their testicles stepped on and slammed in doors, and men who consume shit and piss from their hooker. You asked.
 
I know, I was being satirical.



Do you have to ask? People are fucking sick, I'll say that. I saw a special on HBO where hookers talked about men who want their testicles stepped on and slammed in doors, and men who consume shit and piss from their hooker. You asked.


Aaand I'm not that desperate for money. Next question!!
 
Would you kick a man in the balls or shit on a plate so he can eat it for $500,000,000.00?

That's a fuckton of money. I'd gladly kick a man in the balls if I got 500 million dollars for it. I'd never have to work ever again.