Mike Hawk sounds like a porn star name. Are you a porn star?
I wish! Maybe then I could finally get laid, and get some money!
Both are terribly easy to attain, depending on how far you're willing to go.:wink:
I would ask. But Mr Hawk nolonger replys to me these days.:frown1:
How far? I don't have much gas left.
I was speaking behavior-wise. Clients will certainly come to you if you'll appease their hedonistic desires.
And I was being a smart ass. :wink:
What kind of hedonistic desires we talking here?
I know, I was being satirical.
Do you have to ask? People are fucking sick, I'll say that. I saw a special on HBO where hookers talked about men who want their testicles stepped on and slammed in doors, and men who consume shit and piss from their hooker. You asked.
Aaand I'm not that desperate for money. Next question!!
Would you kick a man in the balls or shit on a plate so he can eat it for $500,000,000.00?
Would you kick a man in the balls or shit on a plate so he can eat it for $500,000,000.00?
That's a fuckton of money. I'd gladly kick a man in the balls if I got 500 million dollars for it. I'd never have to work ever again.
If we blindfolded you and Mlle Rouge and I took turns blowing you, which of us would make you pop? :tongue:
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