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[jeff black]

Believe it or not, this thread did start out with a very worthwhile purpose, which can no longer be seen due to Jeff having edited out sensitive private information from his post, and the post of the moderator who responded to deal with the matter having been deleted in its entirety for the same reason.

No goats were harmed in the making of this thread.

YAH ME..:biggrin1: I did something Important
:laola: :laola: :laola: :laola: :laola:

 

[fortiesfun]

Believe it or not, this thread did start out with a very worthwhile purpose.

No goats were harmed in the making of this thread.

If Alex says it, I believe it. But how does he always know these things? Spooky.

 

[jeff black]

If Alex says it, I believe it. But how does he always know these things? Spooky.

Alex is tight with Santa....didn't you know that?

* He sees you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you are awake..
he knows when you've been bad or good,
so bend over and accept a big fat candycane up the arse.​

 

[roosevelt]

I kinda thought he was santa?

 

[jeff black]

I kinda thought he was santa?

Nah, Alex has dark hair, and is very slender.

PLUS, Santa only has a 5 inch dick.

 

[roosevelt]

Amazing the things you can learn on the internet...

 

[D_alex8]

Santa only has a 5 inch dick.

He could be a grower :shrug:

 

[dreamer20]

this thread did start out with a very worthwhile purpose, which can no longer be seen due to Jeff having sensitive privates ...

I'm so sorry to hear that.:frown1:

Luckily I can kiss them and make them better.:wink:

 

[jeff black]

I'm so sorry to hear that.:frown1:

Luckily I can kiss them and make them better.:wink:

Ahem, my privates are not sensitive.

 

[D_alex8]

Ahem, my privates are not sensitive.

*beats them enthusiastically with a birch-stick* :spank:

They are NOW, ho-bag :saevil:

 

[dreamer20]

Ahem, my privates are sensitive again!

Another patient cured, and as quick as a flash too.:wink:

 

[fortiesfun]

Alex is tight....didn't you know that?

I would have no way of knowing, but I don't doubt it.

 

[jeff black]

I would have no way of knowing, but I don't doubt it.

Just take my word on it... He was very tight.

 

[fortiesfun]

Just take my word on it... He was very tight.

But, Jeff, how high are your standards exactly??? Rumor has it that you may be comparing him to somewhat, well, shall we just say not-the-tightest types?

 

[jeff black]

But, Jeff, how high are your standards exactly??? Rumor has it that you may be comparing him to somewhat, well, shall we just say not-the-tightest types?

Are you asking me if I slept with Novice?:tongue:

 

[fortiesfun]

Are you asking me if I slept with Novice?:tongue:

I was asking, politely, for your entire black book with the ratings included. Just post the list here. Feel free to use multiple posts if it is going to run to more than 10,000 characters...

 

[roosevelt]

Well, there are some interesting people here, I don't know if I'd call them all characters though!

 

[jeff black]

I was asking, politely, for your entire black book with the ratings included. Just post the list here. Feel free to use multiple posts if it is going to run to more than 10,000 characters...

Maybe it would be easier if I say the people I haven't slept with??:tongue:

George Bush, and Carrot top and Angelina Jolie. That is it. The rest I slept with.. were all 6's or 9's

 

[fortiesfun]

Maybe it would be easier if I say the people I haven't slept with??:tongue:

George Bush, and Carrot top and Angelina Jolie. That is it. The rest I slept with.. were all 6's or 9's

And Alex compares most closely with...???????

 

[jeff black]

And Alex compares most closely with...???????

Alex is tighter than this nun I met on 4th street in NY and yet looser than Hilary Clinton. How's that?:tongue: