Avatar Caption Game

[D_Relentless Original]

I love being hot and having this body.

I've joined the headless society

 

[203602]

No, I've joined the headless society.

 

[B_Nick8]

At least I have a good head on my shoulders.

 

[203602]

Body by Jake

 

[Pecker]

What do you mean 'that white creamy stuff' ain't sunblock????!!

 

[D_Relentless Original]

" Hmm, wonder if i would suit a perm "

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"Member in good standing of the hairy, headless mannequins association"

 

[203602]

this is me riding a hot guy

 

[D_Relentless Original]

^ I just got off riding ^

 

[Hand_Solo]

"The Gladiatorial Council has agreed to allow the bulge as a weapon in the arena as long as you agree to be paired with a Retarius."

 

[D_Relentless Original]

where's my glove ?

 

[203602]

international male daddy bear edition

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

As a wax model, I shouldn't be out too long, even to get a tan.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

I love these mirrored shoes they show my fringe ever so well

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I cross my arms like this to try and perk up my boobs.

 

[Pecker]

Hmmm... He wouldn't have lived anyway, lady. His eyes are too far apart.

 

[203602]

i was in 'breakfast at tiffany's', you know!

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

^ i have bigger boobs than stacy!

 

[nudeyorker]

I'm not pregnant!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

This cellophane sure shows off my body better than lube.