Avatar Caption Game

[Pecker]

10 minute boobs

 

[Mastur]

For those awkward but necessary deflowering jobs, call 555...

 

[D_Relentless Original]

I can iron on these abs.

 

[beretta8]

Blue

 

[Mastur]

I swear, his 'peace' stretched my sphinctre this wide...!

 

[Drifterwood]

If it wasn't for my cock, I'd be the World limbo dancing champion.

 

[Mastur]

How dare you say that? I would never cook a bunny...!

 

[Mastur]

I'm filling in for Venus de Milo. It's her day off...

 

[D_Eric Banana]

Follow my treasure trail!

 

[bwcurved]

I swear the other half is just as good looking...

 

[D_Passmoore Fearsomgas]

mmmmmmm

 

[D_Eric Banana]

I can scratch my balls and head at the same time

 

[Pecker]

I'm only half the man I used to be.

 

[chestybbwsizequeen]

I picked a flower... just for you.... wanna see?

 

[DomHardOne]

I can crush your head between them.

 

[Pecker]

Never clean your toenails with a butcher knife.

 

[DomHardOne]

Smooch! I love you all.

 

[Pecker]

Anybody seen Marge?

 

[beretta8]

I can whistle and blow a smokey O....and yes...at the same time..

 

[D_Eric Banana]

Peace is not only pink!