Avatar Caption Game

[hockeyguy741]

I wonder why I don't have a tail like other monkeys?

 

[Pecker]

Look at that! Is that thing pierced?

 

[hockeyguy741]

my lips are stuck like this.....

 

[Pecker]

You're right. That IS a dingleberry.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Ooooh would you look at that man tied to the tree. I wonder what he'd look like naked.

 

[hockeyguy741]

I hope Tarzan uses lube next time I'm so sore I can't stand up straight....

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I changed my avatar again. Is it true that white makes you look younger?

 

[hockeyguy741]

f-ing banannas for lunch again .....I'm sick of banannas

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

SOS

 

[cockoloco]

This f*** spinach is still stuck, it won't come out!

 

[B_Morning_Glory]

please somebody stop this thing. im getting dizzzyyyyy.

 

[hockeyguy741]

I just coughed up a fur ball.....

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I just did a life span calculation on a financial site. I feel woozy.

 

[B_Morning_Glory]

r u going to eat that? it looks good.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Hmmm what should I destroy in the house today?

 

[cockoloco]

Shirley, female, 33yo, green eyes. Looking for a sweet, kind, romantic, passionate, kinky, cheerful, rich, modern strip dancer. Preferrably with a house in the Hamptons and a Labrador called Smirky. Call me: 00 569 884556


OMG!!! you were faster!

anyways, hootie:

I can't remember where I hid that huge cucumber I was playing with...

 

[hockeyguy741]

my pussy is out of controll......

 

[cockoloco]

I really can't tell if it's an avant-garde byzantyne piece or if it is a post-modernist Art deco device.... ah well, I'll just stare at it....

 

[hockeyguy741]

ahhhhh..... I've got cat scratch fever

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Whoa! I can't believe they are doing that with the blinds open. Lucky me, my PB subscription expired last month.