Avatar Caption Game

[203602]

"It really is this big around!"

 

[cockoloco]

^Fierce suntan - 3.99$ a 130ml bottle

 

[Hand_Solo]

"If only I had another turntable and a microphone..."

 

[203602]

Here, Snowhite.

 

[PornForPatric]

No, I don't workout. Why do you ask?

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Hotness itself :07:
For Ricky

 

[203602]

Sex on a Saltine.

 

[cincin]

"You too can look this good for only $19.95!"

Suntan not included.

 

[203602]

I'm cincin and I KNOW I'm sexy.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

" Who lives in a house like this ? Over to you Kate at the studios " .This is Don King reporting for IMA ( international model agency) in Hollywood.

 

[cockoloco]

Ricky, I said I wanted a face pic.

 

[203602]

I'm getting very dizzy.

 

[nudeyorker]

I've been out in the sun too long

 

[DaveyR]

And i'll be in it even more when I get to Tenerife :biggrin1:

 

[nudeyorker]

Waiting with sandwiches by the phone.

 

[DaveyR]

Packing frantically and multitasking by calling a cab for JFK at the same time.

 

[nudeyorker]

I can just stand here and wait...I have help to change the sheets and put condoms on the pillows

 

[DaveyR]

Must remember to polish my ring too

 

[nudeyorker]

Now where did I put that industrial size bottle or eros lube?

 

[DaveyR]

I'd better take lube as they've used all their's