babies
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HiddenLacey
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LMAO... condom condom condom... do you need a box? I'm sure someone here has some...
Sperm in precum...you have NO CLUE how many idiots don't know that lol. I'm flabbergasted sometimes.
D_Sparroe Spongecaques
Experimental Member
LOADS have said it........including the expectant mother.In the years i've been a midwife i couldnt count on 10 pairs of hands how many have said that to me.
D_Sparroe Spongecaques
Experimental Member
"Does it hurt when babies come out?"...no luv,it tickles
"Do babies really come out of a belly button?"
"She tricked me into getting pregnant".....eeer aint ya ever heard of a condom?????
"Will the baby bite my nipple off?"
"When can i have sex with her again?"......she had delivered just 20 minutes before!!
"I didnt think i'd get pregnant cos i was on"
"Do twins come out at the same time?"
"I don't want to take my knickers off" (in delivery room).....d'ya want the baby to trampoline back up or summat??
...to name just a few...ALL true though!
"Do babies really come out of a belly button?"
"She tricked me into getting pregnant".....eeer aint ya ever heard of a condom?????
"Will the baby bite my nipple off?"
"When can i have sex with her again?"......she had delivered just 20 minutes before!!
"I didnt think i'd get pregnant cos i was on"
"Do twins come out at the same time?"
"I don't want to take my knickers off" (in delivery room).....d'ya want the baby to trampoline back up or summat??
...to name just a few...ALL true though!
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