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    what do you mean your pregnant...we only had sex once!!
     
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    Sorry...your sperm are just too strong and fast! Blame it on those lil guys :rolleyes:
     
  3. crewserve

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    I wonder how many people actually made that statement
     
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    LOL ?

    Is this for real?

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    Nevermind it's in the jokes thread
     
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    I'm gonna go trip down a flight of stairs now.
     
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    LMAO... condom condom condom... do you need a box? I'm sure someone here has some...
     
  7. crewserve

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    oh yeah...the other statement " but I pulled out"
     
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    Sperm in precum...you have NO CLUE how many idiots don't know that lol. I'm flabbergasted sometimes.
     
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    flabbergasted...now thats a word you dont hear to often...my new thread..lol
     
  10. D_Sparroe Spongecaques

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    LOADS have said it........including the expectant mother.In the years i've been a midwife i couldnt count on 10 pairs of hands how many have said that to me.
     
  11. crewserve

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    you have..I would imagine..heard all the good ones...would love to hear some
     
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    "Does it hurt when babies come out?"...no luv,it tickles

    "Do babies really come out of a belly button?"

    "She tricked me into getting pregnant".....eeer aint ya ever heard of a condom?????

    "Will the baby bite my nipple off?"

    "When can i have sex with her again?"......she had delivered just 20 minutes before!!

    "I didnt think i'd get pregnant cos i was on"


    "Do twins come out at the same time?"
    "I don't want to take my knickers off" (in delivery room).....d'ya want the baby to trampoline back up or summat??


    ...to name just a few...ALL true though!
     
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    thats awesome....I'm glad I can laugh at the expenseof others
     
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