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Which would you choose: the guy who had 10 dollars in his wallet and a 10 inch weenie, or the guy with 100 dollars in his wallet an a hundred inch weenie.
 
Which would you choose: the guy who had 10 dollars in his wallet and a 10 inch weenie, or the guy with 100 dollars in his wallet an a hundred inch weenie.
Or a dollar in his wallet and a one inch weenie?