Bake off

Paul has such a hard on for Dylan. Even when he tries to "play it cool" it is so obvious that he is wet for him and wants to be all 🫱(‿¤‿)🫲 in anticipation of his dreamboat Dylan
Can you blame him? And that goes for Noel, too. That boys got grown ass men making fools of themselves on international television! And god knows I’d be in the same boat if I was there. Dylan has that intoxicating type of beauty that makes even normally heterosexual men want to fuck him senseless.
 
He looks ok there. In the show he looks like someone cosplaying a rich villain in a 1920's cartoon. And his 101 different accents are quite annoying.
well, he did explain first ep that he’s dutch bornc lived in the UK for some of his youth, roomed a while with a scotsman, and has a northern partner. even my born and raised english father has a hybrid accent lol