This little deadbolt makes me laugh. Has such a fixation with numbers. Now he's trying to say he's counting posts. 25 is hard to believe because it's highly unlikely he can count that high. Even if he could he doesn't have the attention span to achieve it.
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I'm glad he's learned how to count. I think he should come back after he finishes high school. This is an 18+ community, only.
Friends, I believe we're witnessing a cry for help:
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[Source: Mayo Clinic.]
[Source: Mayo Clinic.]
If you stand in front of a mirror and say pumpkin spiced latte three times, Bryan Hawn will appear and confess to how much he spent on his ass implants
If finishing highschool is the criteria then he'll never be back. Too busy pimping, fucking and bullshitting to do real work. Prefers to be a whore in denial. Perhaps he thinks what happens in Russia stays in Russia.
ooh, I love how spicy you are.
yes finishing high school is the criteria, and the intended goal is for him to never come back.
Flo179
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This this made giggle more than it should have done
hahahaha
Bryan Hawn
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Damn dude you are woking overtime. I'm gonna have to start paying you time and a half.
Sorry I was away, Vlad just blew a load inside my ass. I was busy getting pounded by his giant Russian dick.
Can you imagine 230 pounds of pure muscle just drilling your asshole over and over again. I feel like I won the gay lottery.
This is the banner on his Only Fans page www.OnlyFans.com/Vlad_IFBB
Just imagine my tight bubble butt bouncing off his dick over and over again.
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We post stories all the time and there is a post of us together in the shower on his page. So I am really not sure what you are talking about. We live together. Were currently on a Brokeback Mountain adventure in Montana, and have some amazing content which I am in the process of editing. Naked on four wheelers/ ATVS, Lighting turned out beautiful. When we get back from Montana we are taking a trip to Russia together to St. Petersburg and Moscow. So I'm excited to film in front of the famous St. Basils Cathedral. And this December we are taking a 14 day cruise from Singapore to Thailand and Cambodia... It's gonna be amazing footage. So definitely keep following his IG and of coarse his only fans for the naughty videos
ugh, Russians are so beautiful
I feel bad for him.
I can barely tolerate reading your egotistical, self-congratulatory, inane remarks for a few minutes on an internet forum. He has to put up with your grating personality in reality for the next couple of years.
You’re an annoying asshole to everyone you meet in a public forum and you’re surprisingly even worse in DMs; I can only imagine how vomit-inducing your awful personality is in person.
I can tell from your posts that your logic in life is extremely flawed and there is no way anyone you meet genuinely likes you. It’s no wonder you’ve spent your entire adult life filming videos of your ass for attention. Because underneath your physical appearance, you are stupid, unremarkable, deluded, and bitchy.
It’s no wonder your husband never says a word about you or takes a single picture with you in his posts. As soon as he gets his green card and absorbs more of your followers, he’ll be gone.
He won’t even make an account on lpsg to give any one of your many posts a single like.
Maybe you should focus a little less on filming your ass and work on filling your head with at least one redeeming quality. I’m sorry if this comes off harsh (and I’m a complete stranger so it won’t get through to you) but you really need someone in your life to be honest with you and tell you to shut the fuck up and work on your personality.
Honestly I don't see his ass as a big deal. He's managed to stuff so much up it with room to spare. So he still needs to stick it out to make it look like a bubble.
Well yes, he's stuffed it up with all of those cocks he rides.
I don't know, it's hard to imagine when the person who is 230 lbs has a small dick. Also, I'm assuming you were talking about yourself, and the small dick comment is aimed towards you.
OMG! It doesn't look like anyone gives a shit. He's in a bad spot isn't he?
Bryan's living a fantasy. He's imagining that 230lb piledriver. He must be paying what's his name to stay. Can't see why anyone would want to live with a self-centered has been who never really was. If the other guy has an identical douchebag personality then the fighting will be a worthy watch.
Wow first time hearing about this, was a big fan of his when he was younger. How is he not still in jail, yet people are in jail for years for having drugs.
It is truly sad when no one comes and has one nice thing to say about you.
I’m taking earlier advice and leaving this piece of trash to his own self destruction. It took his so called husband 10 minutes to pump and dump him...that says so much about his life. He calls scammers he calls scammers and child rapist/ sex offender Sebastian Young business partners and have no issue with promoting or interacting with him. He’s not worth any of this.
Not one single person.
I’m taking earlier advice and leaving this piece of trash to his own self destruction. It took his so called husband 10 minutes to pump and dump him...that says so much about his life. He calls scammers he calls scammers and child rapist/ sex offender Sebastian Young business partners and have no issue with promoting or interacting with him. He’s not worth any of this.
Not one single person.
Because...Florida. I’m guessing that didn’t want to put his daughter through the trial. He abused his wife for years, then he started with his kids. The criminal system is a joke, they settled for him to be a registered sex offender for the rest of his life.
Holy shit! Cocked and loaded. Outta nowhere came that slap! I felt it! Tell it like it is! Don't hold back
Flo179
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@Bryan Hawn
I'm still waiting for my screenshots of these 8 people that called @ThatTattooGuy a hooker
I want to know who these 8 people are please x
Please show me proof
I'm still waiting for my screenshots of these 8 people that called @ThatTattooGuy a hooker
I want to know who these 8 people are please x
Please show me proof
Wtf is going on here? Did the freaks writing these incoherent essays even finish high school? I'm not even English and can write better English than them! Fuck me I'm sad to be gay after reading this..